short and stout

When someone is built like Shrek.

Oh look Brandon is pretty short and stout.

by ImagineLosing May 05, 2022

Midnight Shorts

The old, unappealing pair of shorts that you throw on to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Often worn inside out, or backwards.

Didn’t want to risk my roommate seeing my junk so I had to throw on the midnight shorts

by Vexate February 18, 2020

Negative Shorts

When someone's shorts are so incredibly short, they are in fact negative.

Oh my... have you seen amanda's negative shorts? But Kayla certainly takes the gold for most negative shorts.

by TheSharpieCult May 25, 2010

James is Short

the act of calling James short. If you call James short you will automatically give consent to be butt fucked by him.

James is short!

by Luh nigga February 07, 2022

Pink Shorts

A teenage boy at the beach who simps for muscular dudes

You'll likely find him where a football is being thrown around, he might ask you to flex for him.

Pink Shorts: Come to the vineyard with me, we'll eat finger sandwiches...

by RizzyRedRaccoon August 30, 2023

pink shorts

When a man or woman wears almost skin color shorts and sits legs akimbo, thus giving the appearance on nudity, without genitals or pubic hair.

Person 1: Oh my gosh! That man has no genitals! Is he a Barbie doll?
Person 2: Nah it's just pink shorts

by rinopie April 01, 2016

short alex

aka no life discord mod neigh neigh grass eating headass horse looking bitch. zero hoes looking bitch. get zero play bitch. You'll always be taller then that water bottle boy

IQ level; 2.1

average person: omg look!! your taller than short alex!

sigma: Its not that hard yk

by Short Alex March 12, 2022