short zone 

The area adjacent to the friend zone where a guy has no chance because he is shorter than she is. This is worse than being in the friend zone because, unless you can still grow, you have no hope of moving out of the short zone. Guys in the short zone must resort to the nice guy role, the acquaintance role, or just set up their tall friends. Good luck to all of you in the short zone we feel for you.

Me: “Hey, who was that? Did you get things going with her?”
Friend: “No, she’s 6’. She short zoned me before I talked to her.”

short zone by Something Stupid September 27, 2014

Short Man Syndrome 

When some short guys think they need to act tough to make up for their short stature. They may also try extra hard to get hold of any women.

"Paul is a little guy with a big ego. He's 5 foot 4 but has biceps the size of boulders. He also looks extra hard for girls on Snapchat or Instagram who he doesn't even know, to act like he can get a girl. Definition of Short Man Syndrome

Short Man Syndrome by Schmo October 18, 2018

Short Joke 

Your dick

1: I know a short joke
2: What?
1: Your dick

Short Joke by Thic_Boiz March 17, 2020

Short Bosnian Man 

A short, beaver looking Bosnian child who likes to be racist and retarded with his friends. He also likes to force dinosaurs to fuck and create horrific, mutation stacked abominations.

Online Person: Dude, you're such a nigger.
Short Bosnian Man: MOM, THIS GUY CALLED ME A NIGGER!

Short Bosnian Man by Professional Racist April 4, 2022

Short cutie <33

A short cutie is someone who is both short and a cutie.. these things may vary between certain people and some certain animals. But, the biggest main definition of this term is someone by the name of bee <33 bee is literally the cutest little shortie on earth >:)

“Hi bee”
Bee: “hello pineapple :3”
“You’re a Short cutie <33”
Bee: awww 🥰

Short cutie <33 by qq.jxi August 4, 2022

Short Shit 

a cross between a midget and an asshole,mostly meaning a poor excuse for an italian,enjoys going tanning,lifting and thinking hes better then everyone...also doin stuff with his ass pirate mike,and last but probably the most important getting a piercing just like chris cuz he knows hes the man with that fake shit in his ear

Laaaaaadies, do u think i look and act like a SHORT SHIT

Short Shit by kevin pizlori January 19, 2008

short fat hairy legs

1. An insult used by Eric Morcambe to Ernie Wise on the Morcambe and Wise show.

2.A nickname given to a certain Martin H. That means absolutely nothing to anyone other than him.

Martin has short fat hairy legs. So does Eric

short fat hairy legs by Tempestua December 4, 2004