ship whore

Someone who hops between relationships and friendships too much. It's like a whore but no sex.

Person one: I thought Kate was my bff! Now she's saying that she's your BFF instead of me!

Person two: Wait. That just happened to me. Now she's calling some other person her best friend. Ugh, she's such a ship whore.

Person three: She totally forgot about me too. Now she's going out with a bunch of people. Wtf.

by The penis puncher April 30, 2024

speed-shipping

When someone is thriving too hard, making an average of one new Facebook friend every 1.5 minutes. Friend(ship) + (speed) dating = speed-shipping.

Could also be used in reference to new followers on Instagram/Twitter.

friendship speed dating

That's like one new friend every 1.5 minutes! I'm so popular! That's called speed-shipping!

by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017

If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.

I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.

by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023

Childhood ship trauma

A weird ship that you found as a kid with unlimited internet access and hate with your entire soul. Usually from cartoons from late 1990-2010’s and involves, incest, pedophilia, and/or, enemies to lovers

Friend 1: I hate the humanized bill cipher design

Friend 2: Ewwww! Don’t mention that, that’s my Childhood ship trauma

by ButcherOfZoos July 20, 2022

Ship

Used to say, this person and another person would be cute together

i ship lucy and mark

by snaksjaja November 30, 2020

ships

Slang term meaning to relate to all kinds of relationships from person to person to sexual relationships to relationships to object to spirituality to angelic and demonic possession to god and devil to scientific to education to street to
Criminal to legit to environmental to anything you can relate to

Those kind of ships I can understand

by rafael e Reyes June 10, 2018

shipping

a literal sin

person: i'm shipping two characters that have nothing to do with each other!
person 2: tracks down person 1's ip address and nukes person 1's house

by cooldude2144 November 13, 2022