recession car

A boring and affordable fuel-efficient car that does not turn heads. These economically friendly vehicles are NOT pussy magnets. Due to the deepening recession, many folks are trading in their Lex Coupes, Benzes and Beemers for a Ford Focus or Hyundai Elantra.

Damn, I'm so mad I totalled my Acura RL. I loved that car. I felt like the smoothest motherfucker on the east coast when I was in my Ac'. But I'm too broke to afford another car like that. Looks like I'll be pushing a Geo Metro soon enough. Fucking Recession car! I'm never gonna get any pussy ever again. Damn it!!!

by Fuckareyoulookinat June 23, 2009

Depression

The state of being in absolute sadness. Usually occurring when constantly being friend-zoned, unable to be respected, or being left out. There are many cures for this, but sometimes if it is not treated, it could result in Chronic Depression, which could lead to worse effects, such as isolation, or suicide.

"My girlfriend broke up with me, now I am currently in depression"
"He's always getting bullied, i'm so concerned if he's depressed right now, maybe I should talk to him."
"My family is in deep depression because we have alot of problems occurring right now

by Dudeguy June 12, 2013

Depression

A very bad disease that is usually transmitted through bad school teachers and entitled, insane parents. In severe cases, this might lead to suicide.

Unfortunately your excessive amount of homework has resulted in you getting depression, good luck.

by Wolfofepic1 September 14, 2020

Album Depression

The act of becoming depressed after looking at someone's album online and realizing your weren't invited.

sally suffered severe album depression after she signed into facebook sunday morning and saw kelly's newest album, "Best saturday night everrr", and realized that she wasn't invited to kelly's party.

by websterspocketdic May 22, 2009

Freshmanic Depression

noun

The notable swing of moods during one's Freshman year of college, especially if you are living in a dorm or otherwise away from your parents. You can experience the highs of excessive partying, hooking up with hot strangers (or strangers you thought were hot at the time), and basking in the freedom of living somewhere other than home. However, within that same span of time, you'll live the lows characterized by endless vomiting/toilet-hugging, a pregnancy scare or six, and missing the home you were so keen on getting away from. Cured through learning to balance these highs and lows with actually doing homework and attending class (i.e. why you're there in the first place).

Annamaria: So I was reading Huffington Post last week, and it reported that Freshmanic Depression affects 71% of female teens and 45% of male teens every year. What do you think causes the disparity in those figures?

Hank: Just take your pants off already.

Annamaria: (taking jeans off) As long as you respect me in the morning.

Hank: SHUT UP!

by Avery Fredericks November 21, 2010

gay depression

When you’re gay asf and can’t find any other gays to share your gay with

Damn that girl is hot, too bad she likes guys. And thereeees my gay depression.

by Greasynoceur January 31, 2018

Sexual Depression

This type of depression happens due to being single causing you to not stop masturbating/being horny. This causes you to be highly depressed over not having any sexual activity with someone else besides yourself.

Damn...Jarod...you definitely have sexual depression. I mean when was the last time you had sex?

by Supbitches April 8, 2020