Punching the Reactor Core

Deeply and vigorously penetrating the sphincter of a organism to the degree where it has lost the ability to function succesfully.

Police - "How did you escape for that petophile young man?"
Young Man - "I started punching the reactor core as hard as I could."
Police - "Good job lad!"

by Dante Al Dante October 8, 2008

Phat Ballz Recordz

A rap label originating at Royal Oaks Country Club in H-Town. They have no competition other than the scrubs at NSR. Phat Ballz recently released a Christmas album, and their street cred is on the rise, due to multiple DUI's and various moving violations. Their key note rapper is D-pain. They specialize in hardcore gangsta rap, none of that pussy hip hop.

You heard this new cd? It's by Phat Ballz Recordz, and it's DOPE!

Phat Ballz runs the Houston rap scene.

by H-twon Hustla February 9, 2009

stuck like a record

A situation or incident that keeps getting stuck like a record and does not progress.

Certain people are habituated to being stuck like a record.

by doodling July 1, 2011

Vanilla Ice Record

When a white guy takes a blank CD and ejaculates (Nut, Cum, Bust, Relieve yourself) on it and put it in the freezer till frozen.

"You want to listen to Vanilla Ice Record? Here, hand me that blank CD." -Zachary Huggins

by DemonZann October 23, 2013

Flip his Record

v: to change your boy's "sex playlist" for him while he is engaged in intercourse

I needed to "Flip his Record" last night because I know he likes to slam to Beyonce after 1a.m.

by the finer finger February 9, 2014

scratch your record

when a female masturbates, or a man masturbates a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.

Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?

Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.

Friend: that's awesome bro.

Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.

by fredmacdonald September 9, 2014

government's record

постановление правительства

The Prime Minister yesterday attacked the Government's record on unemployment, claiming that things were better during the 13 years of Conservative rule.

(Премьер-министр вчера раскритиковал постановление правительства касательно безработицы, утверждая, что дела обстояли лучше в течение 13 лет консервативного правления.)

by hollli November 22, 2016