Brennan Ratio

A mans Brennan Ratio is determined by the number of spontaneous erections that man has had in the past 7 days.

Man 1: "Dude, my Brennan Ratio is off the scale"
Man 2: "Impossible, there is no scale"
Man 1: "Alright! No need to be pedantic"
Man 3: "You guys need to get laid"

by Dr. Bonana July 14, 2012

Cum ratio

The ratio of how many times a guy or girl cums in relation to the other.

Man she got off so easy! She came 5 times and I only came once! 5:1 cum ratio bro.

by Cummaster September 8, 2013

politically radioactive

Politically radioactive people create irreparable damage and loss of credibility through simple association. Usually because they have no credibility and make crazy statements that lack basic truth.

Dick Cheney was not invited to the Republican Convention because he is politically radioactive.

by quesondriac March 4, 2014

Poon ratio

The ratio of guys to poon at an event or place

Ollie: lHey Matt, what's the poon ratio at your uni ? ". Matt "it's about 50-50"

by Barry the wise July 21, 2016

Dick to day ratio

The ratio of dicks per day inside a certain girl over a certain period of time. A ratio other than 1:1 is considered unfavorable.

That girl's dick to day ratio was like 3:1 last weekend. So unfavorable man.

She had 5 guys in her at the party on Saturday, that's a 5:1 dick to day ratio.

by Brooks1 October 10, 2012

Chost to Cost Ratio

Chost to Cost (also known as the Chost to Cost Ratio) is a measurement of justifying whether the size and quality of a meal were worth the price paid for it. Bigger, tastier and more filling foods are generally considered more "chosty".

Person 1: "Have you checked out that new restaurant yet?"

Person 2: "Yeah! The food was sooo chosty. I'd give it a 5:1 Chost to Cost Ratio"

by Phenatom November 9, 2017

Face like a Plasters radio

When you have a sack full and unload the lot over you partners face. They then have a face like a plasters radio.

I'd make her face like a plasters radio.

by akira1310 May 12, 2018