Puerto Rican Funeral

when somone sleeps with women so big it breaks their bed and they have to put the bed on cement blocks

Andy's bedroom looks like a Puerto Rican Funeral.

by Auggie Doggie January 18, 2010

puber

a derogatory term that refers to someone who shaves their pubic hair.

That girl is so uptight, i bet you she's a total puber.

by JuciyBoots December 1, 2010

puerto-jew

a combination of a jew and a puerto-rican. normally quite strange and/or stupid. they greatly enjoy smoking large quantities of weed outside of garages and in parks. if you meet one i reccomend sex-iing them up. they enjoy turkeyslapping

that guy from the show in the seventies, who always said he was a puerto-jew

by jingleballs May 4, 2006

pumerling

to have sex with somebody with force/animal like.

"i was pumerling the mrs in last night"

by Dicky_88 September 7, 2006

puberates

when one goes through the beautiful act of puberty

Harrison needs to be ready for the real world once he puberates.

by trappyg September 27, 2017

Puerto Rican sword

A piece of pipe a few feet long used to beat the shit out of your enemies.

That motherfucker came at me with a Puerto Rican sword!

by Some kind of moose February 28, 2018

puerile

Act of childish behaviour

GJB

His Puerile behaviour is unacceptable ..

by garlou May 17, 2018