porcelain baptism

When you accidentally drop your phone in the toilet.

"Hey man, I was going to call you but then I went and gave my phone the porcelain baptism."

by OctopiWallStreet July 30, 2017

propellant

something that causes to be moved forwards or backward.

a pulley can move a laptop! Can you believe it? Can a pulley be a propellant?

by [e-mail] October 7, 2017

porcelain harmonica

An instrument played by using the toilet when all you have to give it is the air from your ass in different strengths to create a combination of high and low pitched notes.

After a long night of eating chimichangas, I had the pleasure of playing the porcelain harmonica and was able to play a version of Beethoven’s “Symphony No. 6” with the beautiful instrument.

by colintaylorful October 25, 2017

Prowell

A mega gay scientist, who doesn't even know much about science and is very bad at teaching. And don't forget to look at his hands. Also he says "maybe shall we..." alot.

That teacher is such a prowell

by Lightning Chan May 31, 2018

Propellation

A word used to describe propelling yourself through air or water. Very easy for a tipsy to relate to the word when they can’t pinpoint the correct word

Wow Jill when you were slammed drunk on the river you said you needed some propellation

by Jillk July 15, 2018

Procedurles

racial slur

"THOSE DAMN PROCEDURLES"

by cuckshackfounders September 7, 2018

Porcelain BJ

The intimate fluid deposition you have with the toilet after having waayyy too much to drink.

Jake: Damn, bro, your knees are fucked up! Give too much head last night?!

Todd: Nah man, I was blowing chunks, not dicks. Was like some sort of Porcelain BJ, sloppy as hell.

by phikus October 3, 2018