phoed

adj.
1.
a. Excessive or binge eating, typically of high sugar content to the point of physical impairment, leaving the person restless, leaning over a chair or delirious, thinking everything around him or her is funny.
b. Caused or influenced by being fat.
2. Overcome by strong feeling of regret after eating own body weight in ice cream.
n.
1. A phoer.
2. A bout of phoeding.

Nado: "Dude, you're as phoed as Gaby is right now."

or: "Aunty Ka, you haven't been drinking, you must be phoed."

by Phoer August 28, 2013

Phoenix

A fucking hellhole in the middle the fucking Arizona desert which is liveable for about 3 months out of the year. The armpit and ballsack of the Devil himself. In the summer months the entire population flocks to California because it is unbearable. Imagine being able to bake cookies on your car dashboard. FML

"Wow you live in Phoenix? How are you still sane?"

by Manny Hart July 23, 2017

phoebe furze

hilarious and fun to be around, she listens to random music and is also prone to injury. She is active confident and scared only of the little things in life.

Ah, thats such a Phoebe Furze thing to do.

by Tacobell07 October 31, 2017

Phoenix

An amazing bf but horrible person. He knows how to ruin your life. He is selfish, mean and just a straight up bitch. Strongly infused by friends. He is clingy and pushy. Horrible kisser also.

Omg why did I date that. He was just such a phoenix.

by Bitch like 1 2 3 December 29, 2017

Phoebe

Phoebe- typically a middle aged woman with blonde hair and pink/black glasses. You might possibly find her with big bug eyes or a broken knee. She is a very rare sight to see, so if you meet one run as fast as you can.... off the face of the earth. The eternal abyss is far better than the 3 minutes of torture she inflicts upon you as she gouges out your eyes and draws cats with an ink less marker on the inside of your skull.

Angel: Oh shit Phoebe my eyelashes!

by Garfield's left nut April 25, 2019

Phoemela

Barely 4 ft tall yet always trying to give a tall person energy. Her slaps will send you flying and crying.

Wow, she's such a Phoemela. She's serving us these fits.

by samairajohnson8293 November 23, 2021

phoebe buffay

One of McDonald's failed attempts at widening it's range of appetising meals. This delightful dish premiered in March 2002, but was withdrawn soon after when a customer complained about it's high mango chutney content.

Mam: Fook Dad, your balls taste like I got one of them Phoebe Buffay things in me gob.
Dad: Fook.

by Cobs July 18, 2003