by fkurnan September 17, 2025
Get the pare mug.When you ask your parents for the latest PlayStation, but instead you get older, more obscure gaming console Commodore CDTV / Philips CD-i / Casio Loopy because your parents don't want to get addicted to video games. Same as when you ask your parents for the latest smartphone, but instead you get Texas Instrument calculator that has always been the same since 1995, a Jewish flip phone, an MP3 nugget, and a digital camcorder because your parents don't want to get addicted to smartphone.
When I asked my parents for the latest PlayStation, I ended up with a Commodore CDTV instead, highlighting the classic parental technology mismatch.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
Get the parental technology mismatch mug.She should get a award for Parental Darwinism with how bad she screwed up that kid by coddling him and teaching him to be nothing but a cunt.
by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025
Get the Parental Darwinism mug.Parcel: A UK street-slang term used by drug dealers and users to describe a large quantity of drugs, sometimes packaged discreetly to avoid detection. A parcel can range from soft to hard drugs and is often smuggled domestically or internationally, and sometimes even hidden inside a person’s body. The term is frequently used by inner-city county line gangs as a code word to avoid detection by the authorities when discussing drug deals in public or over the phone, especially when transporting drugs from big cities to rural areas.
Lee: Frank, did you hear about that bloke who got five years jail time ? The police were chasing, and he threw a parcel over someone's garden fence the other day, Bruv?
Frank: A parcel? What, was he a dodgy postman or something bruv ?
Lee: No, you muppet! It was a parcel of drugs! A kilo of coke, you Muppet LOL.
Frank: Right get you know bruv LOL.
Frank: A parcel? What, was he a dodgy postman or something bruv ?
Lee: No, you muppet! It was a parcel of drugs! A kilo of coke, you Muppet LOL.
Frank: Right get you know bruv LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 3, 2025
Get the Parcel mug.When the “cost” of being a parent keeps going up—not in dollars, but in expectations. The idea that you have a chorus of PTA Karens and amateur child therapists looking over your shoulder, ready to call CPS if your kid faces any hardship whatsoever, while your tiny, Wi-Fi-enabled know-it-all doesn’t want to see “a dinosaur”—they want to see a Parasaurolophus, accurate to scale.
Symptoms may include:
-Packing three separate snacks because one is gluten-free, one is dye-free, and one is “crunchy but not too crunchy.”
-Talking to your child in calm therapist-speak so you don’t go to jail while they’re actively feral in the grocery store.
-Scheduling your kid’s life like they’re training for the Olympics at age six.
-Staying within three feet of them at all times because God forbid they fall off the monkey bars.
Symptoms may include:
-Packing three separate snacks because one is gluten-free, one is dye-free, and one is “crunchy but not too crunchy.”
-Talking to your child in calm therapist-speak so you don’t go to jail while they’re actively feral in the grocery store.
-Scheduling your kid’s life like they’re training for the Olympics at age six.
-Staying within three feet of them at all times because God forbid they fall off the monkey bars.
“Bro can you imagine our dads confirming snacks, screen limits, and emergency contacts just so we could go to a birthday party? My dad would’ve just tossed me out of the truck at whatever house looked right, and said ‘don’t die.’ Parentflation is real."
by ScaryFeet December 9, 2025
Get the Parentflation mug.My father is being a parentaurus about everything. Any advice I try to give him is no good, wrong, and dismissed.
by CreativeBruces December 11, 2025
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