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Hermit Paedophile

A paedophile that doesn't go out and hurt children, but rather stays indoors masturbating to images on the internet.
Nah, that guy's alright .. he's just a hermit paedophile, he won't touch your daughter.
by TitsCANCER March 28, 2009
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Jack Page

damn jack page is so hot
by sexychick1995 June 1, 2010
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paed

Shortened version of the word paedophile, a child molestering "paed". Also could be short for paedo.
"You're such a paed caev"
"Syke, you paed, get your cock out of that 8 year old"
by Darren Jacobs July 9, 2005
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paiged

while on the dance floor, johnny paiged amy because she wasn't wearing spandex under her short dress
by one who was almost paiged December 14, 2010
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Jimmy Page

A much overrated gutarist. Most famous for his days in Led Zeppelin when he dabbled in designer darkness as a follower of Alister Crowley, his ability to consume massive quantities of Jack Daniels, and being shackled to the toilet by the band's manager.

He did a lot of session work that no-one cares about except other session musicians and music snobs. Has done numerous side projects including a failed attempt at a film score, forming the short-lived band The Firm with Paul Rodgers of Bad Company fame, and the only decent thing he's ever done - working with David Coverdale (who makes a much better Robert Plant than the original) for the Coverdale/Page album and, sadly, a short-lived tour of Japan.

He made one solo album, Outrider, using a guest vocalist that no-one knows the name of and that no-one could care about. He managed to rope up former Zeppelin member Robert Plant to do guest vocals on one track which is the only reason the album sold at all - the rabid Robert Plant fangirls had to have it.

Supposedly had a bagful of his incomplete/unfinished/unpublished songs stolen and has since refused to do another solo (or indeed any other) project because of that. He occasionally works on remastering some of the Led Zeppelin back catalogue to keep up the spirits of the fanboys who pine over the yearly reunion rumors and to keep money rolling in.

Is still hung up over the loss of his Gibson "Black Beauty" Les Paul custom guitar which was "stolen" (meaning sold off to pay for drugs) in 1970.
"OMG, Jimmy Page is like the God of Guitars, man."

Sorry dude, Eric Clapton had that title long before Pagey did.
by Anonymous December 24, 2004
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paced

when one is so extremely intoxicated he cannot control any simple motor skills, referring that he must take the Pace bus home
Yo come check out this dude! Fucker is paced there's no way he's getting home!
by schlitz3 August 15, 2008
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Paedo Pouch

A man's beard that is shaved in a neat line across the lower cheeks and surrounds the mouth.
Noel Edmonds, Kyle Sandilands, Paedo pouch
by Manner July 30, 2009
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