fuck the phone

A sentence said when someone doesn't want to reply to the phone when it rings.

*Ring ring*
*Ring ring*
*Ring ring*

Bob: Ah shit! Fuck the phone!

by Vaxen August 19, 2014

Phone Sass

A term used to describe self-righteous attitude through the phone, whether it be spoken or texted. Phone Sass is usually accompanied with the feeling you are boned (not literally), or have been ratted out. Phone Sass also applies to AIM, Skype, or any method of contact over long distances. Phone Sass is not quite as bad as face-to-face sass, in which you can't easily take a bathroom break or run to grab a drink like you can while on AIM.

Ugh, her Phone Sass is really bugging me. Why did he have to go and tell her that?

by Shpanc June 28, 2009

phantom phone

The phenomenon where you feel your cellphone vibrate in your pocket or you hear it vibrate in the immediate area, when in fact, your phone has not vibrated at all and/or isn't even in the area.

Person #1: Dude. I totally though my phone just vibrated but I don't even have it with me. Wtf?!

Person #2: Yea man, just another case of phantom phone.

by ballinik August 14, 2009

Phone Cord

What happens when an older man unzips his pants, pulls it out, and it dangles loosely like a phone cord.

I only sleep with younger men, I'm sick of the ol phone cord.

by Patty.E. June 12, 2018

phone booth

An older form of communication from before mobile phones were so common. You didn't have to sign on for any of that "data plan" shit, they only cost a quarter to use, they had a handy little book filled with people's phone numbers in case you didn't know them, they didn't give you brain cancer, and they were easier for Superman to change in.

"Hmmmm, I could buy a cell phone and sign on for coverage and data plan, which would bleed me dry just so I can play crappy app games, or I could use the phone booth over there for just a fucking quarter. Decisions, decisions..."

by Woodunt U. Lyketano July 25, 2015

Mobile Phone

A portable idiophone.

The marching band included mobile phones such as xylophones and Marimbas.

by Truth u can Handle September 28, 2019

Google Phone

Refers to a smart-phone running an Android OS, tightly integrated with Google's server-side APIs.

The original Motorola Droid smart phone is one of the original Google Phones, with a built-in slide-out physical keyboard.

My Google Phone let's me speak into the microphone, sends it up to Google's Cloud for translation into text, then returns the text seamlessly back to the phone.

The real value of a Google Phone is it's smooth integration between the device, the OS, and the Google Cloud and its various services.

by dave_helmut August 22, 2011