retard smash

A move commonly used by retards directly after witnessing their non retarded siblings play Super Smash Bros. This move is generally used in combination with retard rage and retard strength. Pretty much it when the tard in question starts smashing shit for no reason other than pure retard enjoyment.

Hey Billy what the hell is your retarded brother doing with the kitchen table over his head? Oh, he's just doing some retard smashing. Retard smashing? Yeah he's all retard raging and picking up heavy shit and smashing it... Don't worry he won't hurt you!

by Project Kdizzle February 14, 2014

pedal smash

when you go meet a blind date and shes just too ugly and you hit the gas and leave her standing there in the dust...

i have standards.. had to do a pedal smash....

by mackdadalicious cornielius June 26, 2020

garbage smash

If garbage day is a long way off, the act of pushing, crunching and smashing down the top of the garbage pile so you don't have to replace it.

Matt: Yo man, why don't you ever take out the garbage?
Jay: Because I'm better at the garbage smash...
Matt: sigh...

by King Jay December 11, 2007

Axel Smash

A Smash used by the Best street fighter warriors

AXEL SMASH!!!!!!!!!! *Knocks them into the air*
*Jumps* *Spikes them back down*

by Darthjawafett July 12, 2009

Smash the trash

When you smash the trash, it means that you're gonna go find some hoes and fuck em.

Simple as that.

Sounds dirty, is dirty. Enjoy

Yo, let's go smash the trash on Friday.

hoes fuck trash smash

by LadyLoki10 July 14, 2016

key smash

The art of smashing ones hand/head/any body part upon the keyboard of a computer or mobile device. It is used in modern times to convey strong emotion, Most commonly used when feeling: HAPPY, PANICKED, ANGER. Millennials and genz alike have adopted this new texting phenomenon.

“SAKJAJAJAJSJAJAJAJJSJHDJDJDDJ I’M SO SORRY!”
“JSJSKSJDJKDJKSHAKAJSJDGFKKD,,,!jUggHh skiddily dooba”
“GhfhjfJfjydstdgFugGGJYFjyfyjFjyFhjGjhGugUgkuGuk“
*Sam, out of pure rage, slammed his hand down on his poor newly bought, blue tooth keyboard. R.I.P. The key smash broke it for good.*

by Ihadsomerealgoodtacobell July 12, 2022

Smashing rizz

To define an extreme amount of well used rizz, to the point you want to smash the person rizzing you up.

Is used to exaggerate having rizz and being rizzful.
Can be used to describe a romantic action done smoothly/hotly

Norman: *does something extremely hot*
Leighton: You have smashing rizz.

by leighton_stalker_fr February 9, 2023