nutscape

Nutscaping is a photo-taking trend which involves dropping your trousers, whipping out some testicles (yours, if you have them), and gently hovering above the camera so your balls hang down like a majestic moon in the sky.

Ben's nutscape , at Killington , was stunning.

by CambridgeGirl December 29, 2015

nuts as a noodle top

Someone who is clueless or empty headed.

She's as nuts as a noodle top because she wouldn't give me glue for the glitter.

by Grammy509 September 14, 2017

nuts in the face

Crazy. Insane. Difficult to believe.

Employee: "Hey, did you hear that Alice is bangin' the boss. She's 8 months pregnant for crying out loud!

Co-worker: "Wow! That's nuts in the face!"

by cowpattybill November 15, 2019

Nutsack Eclipse

The act of dropping your nut sack across her eyes and having your penis across her mouth and chin.

Tim gave Jenna a nutsack eclipse on lunch today!

by Diabetic unicorn April 24, 2020

nuts in your hoodie

You won’t know until you experience it.

Yo u got nuts in your hoodie?

by Chickenwinglover October 24, 2020

nutskiing

Coasting on an incredibly baller lifestyle. This will eventually fade out so it must be kept up.
Can be easily achieved by boning someone else's mom.

Person 1: What's up with Dougy?

Person 2: He's nutskiiing right now after absolutely obliterating George's mom in bed. So now he's coasting off of his newfound baller status.

Person 1: man what a baller, I wish I could be like him.

Person 2: nutskiing is when someone coasts off of an incredibly baller lifestyle.

by captian queso October 29, 2021

shoot nuts

An exclamation used when an unexpected event occurs which causes either shock, anger, or awe.

oh, shoot nuts that was close.

by nom nom nom nom April 2, 2009