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Nipple mustache delight

when a man with giant nipples and a woman with a mustache fuck in such a fashion that the man's nipples open up into giant vaginas and the woman has giant dicks instead of nipples, and they fuck while she gently massages her mustache.
"Yeah i was at curtis' house the other night and he tried to make me watch a movie that he and his girl friend made. it was called Nipple mustache delight. that sick fuck."
by Belkis deyanira November 6, 2007
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1999 Mustang

The Pussiest car of ALL cars. Mustang with Turbo is worst than a stock 92' GMC Sierra
yo that 1999 mustang just got murdered by that sierra
by hahahaha44 April 25, 2009
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weiner mustache

When a male depresses the bottom of the head of the penis on the space on ones face between the nose and the upper lip leaving a mark in the shape of a mustache.
When she finishes giving me head I am gonna give that ho a weiner mustache.
by Bryan Silver November 20, 2007
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Death By Mustache

Hey, have you heard of that sick band Death By Mustache?

Yeah! Death By Mustache fucking RULES!
by AOnly September 29, 2009
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mustang

When you beat somebody in any pool/billiards game 5 to 0. (5.0)
How did you do against that guy? "I just mustanged him."
by mike b. December 21, 2004
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dick mustache

A fraternity prank similar to a teabag where you lay your penis across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often documented with a photograph
Some freshman got all loaded and passed out by ten, so we gave him a dick mustache.
by Mark VZ April 23, 2006
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mustachuary

mustachuary is the last to weeks of febuary and the first two weeks of march in wich a man must grow a mustache and keep it till the middle of march, if you shave it off you are a pussy and your friends will have the right to make fun of you forever, even if all you can grow is a shitty skidstach YOU MUST NOT SHAVE.
HAHA you shaved you shitty skidstach cus you could not get any ass. what a bitch. I rocked mustachuary.
by mustach mat November 14, 2009
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