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myspace whore

One who spends all his time on the popular site Myspace. This person will often have hundreds of "friends," many of whom are strangers. It is a requistite to have at least 3 of them be minors.
Sakie is a myspace whore.
by Bobthebuilder69 July 24, 2008
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myspace

The second most emo website on the internet, closely following Livejournal.
...and distantly in third is........Urbandictionary.com!
by Dake Mama March 9, 2005
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myspace

A place used for pedophiles and child pornographers to get together and use this site for scouting out new talent or getting some 14 year old action.
"Hey, im on MYSPACE and im going to go get me some.", said the lonely horny 46 year old man who can get none except from paid drug induced cheap latino phillipino shemale hookers.
by Sir jack off June 11, 2006
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myspace whore

Girls who spend 24-7 on Myspace and steal hot girls pictures pretending to be them..Mostly they steal pictures of porn chicks or MiniTruckin models...They also love to misspell easy words and they are fat, ulgy bitches that have no game...Also known as Myspace stalkers too!! So beware cause they are out there
Like this Niki chick is a myspace whore who loves to steal porn chicks pictures...
by LLV chik October 9, 2006
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myspace haters

Ok, i don't understand why there are so many myspace haters around posting vile hate-filled rants about what "everyone" who has a myspace is supposedly like. Myspace is entertaining, fun, something to get rid of boredom and a generally good website. If a person is sat at home on myspace for hours, then they can't be out mugging old ladies and commiting crimes can they? Yes there are perverts on myspace, but there are perverts everywhere. Thats just life. Most people on myspace are just normal, nice people who want to talk to others like themselves. And so what if people take pictures of themselves and ask for comments? Its not a crime. Who DOESN'T want to be told they are pretty, or handsome? Who doesn't want to be liked? Who doesn't like being complimented? To say myspace is "the end of the world as we know it" is completely ridiculous. Its just a website!

Clearly the people writing nasty reviews of myspace are the ones who have no life, and are disgusting human beings who think it's funny to declare that they hope people "die" or that young girls get "raped by perverts", simply because they have a myspace! It's obvious the people who write these cruel comments are infact so ugly, they do not dare get their own myspace because they know that not even the dodgyest "camera angle" wont make them look any less hideous. And so, knowing they will never get any nice comments due to thier ugliness and awful personality, they write nasty comments about myspace users instead.

If you have so much hate and anger in you, why not vent it by writing about how much you hate the criminals and murderers in this world, instead of judging people that have done nothing but get an account on an extremely popular and fun website?
Myspace haters "I secretly want a myspace, but i know that i am so hideous i could never expose my face to the world cos i know everyone will say i'm ugly. Boo hoo, poor me, i think i'm going to go and write a nasty review of myspace to vent my anger."
by pinkpixie August 4, 2007
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myspace jew

Someone who chooses to review their comments before they can be posted to their myspace page.
I sent Danielle a Myspace comment telling her that I was gonna give her a Dirty Sanchez tonight, but it never got posted because she's a myspace jew.
by spfcx April 27, 2006
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myspace

A place which is perfect for attention whores who need to announce every single thought that comes to mind, new band they like or saw, or to point out yet another picture of themselves or pictures with their friends.

It is also great to boost your ego with the amount of friends you can have without even taking the time to get to know them except for a few comments and emails. Pictues can be sent also in the comments so you can show everyone what you did last weekend or last night. This is where you can get all the compliments you ever dreamed of to inflate your head.

Note: Myspace is not for those individuals who are insecure AND are in a relationship because you can just kiss your bf/gf goodbye. It promotes jealousy and all the nasty emotions that go along with it. I highly suggest getting off myspace if you are one of these people; you'll thank me later.
"What was one of the causes of your break up?" "Myspace"
by babygirllika September 26, 2005
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