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mongoose nipples

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013
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mongolian ass pirate

Arse bandit with slanty eyes. Typically of Russian extraction or thereabouts.
EG you fur booted Ruskie. Stop trying to stick your cock in my arse. You're behaving like a right Mongolian Ass Pirate.
by banditterritory May 17, 2014
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Mongolian Milkshake

A special drink before sex that deals with sexual partner(s) bonding through blending body fluids and fecal matter together and then drinking it. This drink is best made while the woman is on her period, if a woman is involved in the act. Both partners (or more) should consume a large portion of shitty North Philly Chinese food the day before making the drink. Step 1 is for both the partners to take turns shitting in a plastic bag, and grind it up into 1 liquid paste to be frozen. Make sure at least half of the bag is full and wait approximately 8 hours to take it out of the freezer and begin the blending process. The other ingredients to the drink include Urine (warm and hot), Female period blood, a few days worth of semen. Enjoy!
I don't know why I am throwing up, because man that Mongolian Milkshake I had with your mom last night tasted sooooo gooooood!!
by Bubba Ragu October 18, 2014
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Mongoose

When a trail runner poops outdoors. This earns you a higher amount of trail credit and respect from your peers.
I had something at the aid station that turned my stomach and now I have to find a safe place to mongoose.
by ImNotThatTypeOfAsian May 22, 2016
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Mongoose

Someone who is says something dumb and/or stupid, so you quickly respond with 'you mongoose'
"Is it London is the capital city of France"
"No, shut up you mongoose
by Br1tishs7ang July 5, 2017
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mongo dongo

A man with a rather large and voluptuous penis! Greater than 12 inches
Katheryn told Mary one girls night, that Ashby had a Mongo dongo and it was the biggest she’s ever had!
by Threetriangles January 8, 2018
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Mongoloid

That mongoloid from the sped class next door lick the railing yesterday. People who starve instead of eating meat are mongoloids.
by Bigkid85 February 3, 2018
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