Manstrings

The veins that attach a man's ballsack to his body.

"Whoa, that dude must have some big manstrings!"

by DictionaryMan420 March 12, 2013

Manstruating

Times during the month when Men are more emotional and have a difficult time coping with their daily lives.

They could be acting crazy, crying, selfish, impatient, insecure or just plain annoying. Basically like a woman on her period.

Joe Blow, "BLAH BLAH BLAH, I hate everything, my life sucks and no one likes me. I wish I had a girlfriend."

Suzy Somebody, "Joe must be Manstruating." "Hey Joe, you better go plug up your mouth with a tampon. Im sick of listening to you bitch."

by TinaTheGinger March 28, 2013

Manstake

A mistake without admittance, however recognized by involved parties and not mentioned thereafter.

A chum walked away from a friend after accusing them of an ill action, despite being wrong. They both knew the manstake, and decided not to mention it.

by SnowTheDictionary August 14, 2014

Manstrual cycle

The only thing that can possibly explain what the fuck is wrong with him this time.

Holy shit, Philip, what are you upset about now? It must be your manstrual cycle making you all bat shit crazy again.

by Notyourgirl April 26, 2015

Menston

A small village in West Yorkshire. In fact so small, hardly anyone knows about it. The village has a park and that's about it. The Londis is a common refuge point for the mandem/group of chavs. Vapes are traded behind the shack by the Scouts hut in the park. Clarence Drive is full off posh twats with Volvos and Range Rovers. What ever you do, never go to Stocks Hill.

Mother: "Dearest daughter, would you be so kind as to run along to the Menston Londis and buy some gluten-free, non-dairy, no spelt essential bread. Watch out for the mandem though!"

Daughter: "Of course dear mama. I shall wear my Gucci tracksuit that daddy bought me and my Louis Vuitton handbag that daddy also bought me."

by Chav#453 March 3, 2018

Menstrual Cup

A reusable cup-shaped device that is placed inside the vagina to collect menstrual flow.

The girl inserted a menstrual cup into her vagina to stop her from bleeding in her underwear.

by MrTrayBorrosInCo December 12, 2021

Guinness Monster

This refers to your Fecal mass (Poo) the day after a Guinness bender which is black and quite scary and should be known as a guiness monster

"Dude I just unleashed a guinness monster all over the bowl"

by Dave1892 April 27, 2006