food misery

When people do stupid Whole30 diets during holidays and expect everyone else to accommodate their cooking around it or get stressed or let down, they put themselves into food misery.

She could have fun at the party but instead she will wallow in her food misery and try to inflict it upon others.

by schmole30 December 19, 2017

Gold Miner

A man who successfully gold digs off of a gold digger.

He been livin off that gold mining hoe...This nigga a Gold Miner

by BobTshit January 31, 2018

candy miner

A person of exacting quality who inconsiderately fingers the entire candy dish only to pick out all of the obvious best candies.

Dude, why is there only fucking lemon left? Why do you have to be a candy miner?

by candydude123 February 20, 2018

piggy mister

someone who writes in highlighter and / or sharpie on the whiteboard

"Look at Claire writing in green highlighter all over-the white board. She's such a piggy mister!"

by pseudoyname October 16, 2018

Dirty Miners

Dirty miners is a fantasy game where two or more participants don mining equipment and play out popular kinky mining scenarios such as using headlamps to identify body parts and "find the gold" or a gentle pick axe in an orifice of choice.

They played dirty miners all night long. He struck gold three times and she got blinded by his headlamp when looking up from oral mining.

by SirRoxaLox March 7, 2019

Missouri Misery

When its only fire hot or ice cold all year and no in between

Person 1: Its SOO hot, too bad when the cold comes it will be too cold .

person 2: Thats Missouri Misery for ya!

by jclkdjdslkjdlsfkj July 10, 2019

Reservation Miner

A Native typically from the Province of Manitoba who lives part on reserve land part city, whose sole desire is to pillage goods and materials from main economic centres to enrich their lives on the reserves.

Hey Tom, did you see that large group of Reservation Miners? You better lock your stuff and the breach of your 12 gauge!

by Ih8nates December 29, 2019