What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Joker.

Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Murray: Call the poli-

by 10th State of the USA April 12, 2021

Mentors

1. Breast implants
2. Big boobs.
from: Mentor Corporation, the #1 manufacturer of breast implants in the U.S.

Sittin' at the bar, I looked askance and caught her "Mentors" in my field of view, threatening to climb their way out of a thin black Armani dress.

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

mental retardation

Effect of listening to one of George W Bush's state of the union address's.

John: Hey Fred, where's Tom?

Fred: He was sent to a crazy house.

John: What? Why?

Fred: He watched one of George W Bush's speeches and came down with a case of mental retardation.

John: Oh.

by jokemonkey March 4, 2008

mental freeze

what you know about rolling down

when your brain goes numb you call that a mental freeze

by feet sniffer August 12, 2021

Mental Blue Balls

The result of an increasingly stimulating conversation that has an inconclusive or overly disappointing outcome.

Also used to describe the physical discomfort or displeasure felt after hearing a succession of lengthy jokes with dimwitted or inane punch lines.

Mental blue balls is often characterized by a dull headache or a distinct physical feeling of dismay, despondency, or dissatisfaction as the afflicted individual realizes he just wasted his valuable time and is "left hanging".

Dude, that comic told so many stupid jokes I have mental blue balls.

I got major mental blue balls today after two hours of brainstorming awesome ideas for killer iPhone apps, but no one had any idea how to implement them or even any project plans to get started.

by B.B.L.V. October 6, 2009

propsuedocontraneoantidisestablish mentarianalistically

When spelt without the space, this means: Acting in the manner of someone in support of people pretending to be against the new movement against the people against the seperation of church and state. One of the longest words in english.

Mr. Jones: Hello
Mr. Smith: propsuedocontraneoantidisestablish mentarianalistically!
Mr. Jones: STFU

by Mr. Smith November 21, 2004

mentally ill

Someone who suffers from a mental disorder and delusions of grandeur. Someone who has lost touch with reality. Could be just depressed but rans the gammit from depression to schizophrenia.

Man, that Mike Rehmeyer is mentally ill. He's 34, lives at home, has no college education and nothing going for him yet he thinks he's Prince Charles.

by arfed February 13, 2008