Corona mass ejaculation

When you're banging a chick and bust a huge nut of epic proportions due to being cooped up for months at home during the COVID pandemic.

When the government finally removed all COVID mandates, Denny's girlfriend showed up at his door which resulted in a corona mass ejaculation.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 20, 2023

Mass pee

1. Sabji’s name for sameep
2. Public restroom

What the fuck mass pee
Broo we went to the cleanest mass pee yesterday

by sabjiisnotock August 22, 2021

Mass moves Mass

When a fat bitch gets piped by a fat nigga

"Aye bruh my girl cheated on me with some fat nigga"
"Mass moves Mass my boy"

by aka obamaphone April 14, 2023

titical mass

The point at which the surgical enhancement of a ladies fun bags ceases to look at all attractive and just appears freakish and downright scary. A certain kind of porn star will deliberately aim for this look.

(as seen in Reddit comments) ...like water balloons about to pop... she's at titical mass! I certainly wouldn't go anywhere near those things without eye protection!

by BewareOfTheBadger December 24, 2020

mass-snapaphobia

the fear of unintentionally mass snapping a large group chat

My friend now has a case mass-snapaphobia after doing a mass snap and accidentally sending a thirst trap selfie to the Sig Ep x Pi Phi group chat.

by larry cork November 2, 2023

Muscle Mass

Oh really? You changed up your workout? That's hilarious! See? I'm not completely full of shit.

Hym "Oh! You made it sound like I was wrong before about the muscle mass thing! Guess not. CORRECT AGAIN! MASTER OR CORRECTITUDE!"

by Hym Iam December 2, 2023

Mass Retardation

Also known as the MCYT Fandom. Often caused by the lack of a father figure.
Symptoms may include: Obsessive behavior, Death threats, Pedophilia, An Aura of second-hand embarrassment, Failing grades, and the inability to make friends

Person 1 “Omg did you see (INSERT IDENTITY-LESS CONTENT CREATOR)’s stream? Skskkdkskskskdk I LOVE HIM-”
Person 2 “Please stop indulging in mass retardation and get the hell away from me.”

by tapewormstapler March 21, 2021