blow critical mass

A person who in all likelihood could become overweight as they age due to their physical build

That girl looks great, but she looks like she'll blow critical mass when she gets older by looking at her face and hips

by Tribal_Warfare January 20, 2024

Mass moves Mass

When a fat bitch gets piped by a fat nigga

"Aye bruh my girl cheated on me with some fat nigga"
"Mass moves Mass my boy"

by aka obamaphone April 14, 2023

biological weapon of mass dickstruction

A female foreign undercover spy that has devastating STDs and is spreading those diseases in a foreign adversary’s country by being a big whore, slut, or honey trap. State sponsored prostitutes with sexual transmitted biological diseases and infections that can be naturally occurring or gain of function manufactured diseases from the lab that are sexually transmitted.

Fang Fang is a state sponsored prostitute and is used as a biological weapon of mass dickstruction against the host countries senators.

by Dick bomb April 29, 2023

keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass

Good advice for pleasure seekers!

Keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass and don’t let your meat loaf.

by Fang1961 December 2, 2018

by mass

by mass : when one of ur friend say or do something gay. U yell MASS and hit him and the shoulder.

by mass: you're friend says something gay

by malex dream dream November 5, 2018

The blue amorphous mass

A nasty ass sticky tarp in the back room that everyone hates

Ew I just stepped on the blue amorphous mass

Your shoes gonna be real fucken sticky

by seen by the Jew March 15, 2019

mass rez

Usually a edgy old man who try’s to be hip and cool but ends up making everyone in the room cringe, usually the old man wears eyeliner and dyes his hair black or gray and is part of some sort of cult

“My grandpa is such a mass rez”

by Spicyburritoman October 3, 2018