flat mash

A disfigured vagina requiring corrective surgery from the result of riding ones bicycle for a extended period of time.

"I've ridden my bike for 20hrs this week, my vagina is a flat mash after that"

by Sukmydix February 01, 2017

pie mash

a White Man trapped in a Black Mans body

...yeah, that Johnson is a proper pie mash, always shouting a cheeky nandos

by itsAjokeTing December 16, 2016

Mashed up Dundee cake

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like

Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now

by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016

The Monster mash

When a person has a bowel movement while showering and proceeds to force it down the drain with his/her foot.

I could tell from her glistening brown toes that Ethel had done the monster mash this morning.

by Stinner July 06, 2018

Mashing off

Masturbating with a flaccid penis

One might find themselves mashing off when they’re bored of watching porn.

by Original Orangutans December 27, 2018

Mulroe Mash

The act of sexual intercourse with your immediate family in order to preserve cultural superiority over inferior races of the world

Hey mom, you tryna Mulroe Mash tonight?

by Beefcake4789 December 28, 2017

coon dog mash

Sexual intercourse

Jan and I did the coon dog mash up.

by Dead 1 November 30, 2023