I just spent 300 grand on a sex machine, but I'm still lonely...
Run for your lives! The sex machines are revolting!
Run for your lives! The sex machines are revolting!
by GeneralFailure March 5, 2005
Get the sex machine mug.miss Clemantine was very unsatisfied from the other leading vibrators so she leaned up against a washing machine.
by 8_Balled March 13, 2005
Get the washing machine mug.Related Words
by hustlaaa August 2, 2006
Get the pimping machine mug.washing machine thing is when your step sis or step mom gets stuck in the washer/dryer and you fuck them
Step mom: hey son, can you get me out of the washer
Step son: Sure mom let me just poke you in your ass with this thing
Step mom: ok is it the washing machine thing
Step son: YES
Step son: Sure mom let me just poke you in your ass with this thing
Step mom: ok is it the washing machine thing
Step son: YES
by gotermoter1013 December 18, 2019
Get the washing machine thing mug.by bob_the_cop February 7, 2021
Get the step bro im stuck in the washing machine mug.1) A machine that, when filled with different types of cheese, transports said cheese into one's pocket, the perfect place for all of your cheese.
2) A form of currency used to buy cheese machines, approximately 3 cheese machines can be exchanged for one cheese machine. It should be noted that this is no different than the first definition except in this instance the machine is being used as currency instead of a high tech dairy teleporter.
2) A form of currency used to buy cheese machines, approximately 3 cheese machines can be exchanged for one cheese machine. It should be noted that this is no different than the first definition except in this instance the machine is being used as currency instead of a high tech dairy teleporter.
1) "Where you cheeses goin' today? We're going to cheeseland...everybody gonna go to cheeseland...eh uh...CHEESE MACHINE!"
2) "How much do you think this wonderful machine costs?"
"Oh I'd say about 6 or 7,000 dollars."
"That's where you're wrong my friend, you can get this cheese machine with three easy payments of the cheese machine."
"See, now I would have thought you'd have paid with money."
"Nope, you pay with cheese machines. Soon everything in the world will be bought with cheese machines...because of the economy and stuff."
2) "How much do you think this wonderful machine costs?"
"Oh I'd say about 6 or 7,000 dollars."
"That's where you're wrong my friend, you can get this cheese machine with three easy payments of the cheese machine."
"See, now I would have thought you'd have paid with money."
"Nope, you pay with cheese machines. Soon everything in the world will be bought with cheese machines...because of the economy and stuff."
by Jeralide December 4, 2009
Get the cheese machine mug.by britishguy April 18, 2004
Get the deus ex machina mug.