Definitions by GeneralFailure

sex machine 

A man-made sexual partner; A sex-bot; A robot with a dong; A robot with an 'access port'

I just spent 300 grand on a sex machine, but I'm still lonely...

Run for your lives! The sex machines are revolting!

sex machine by GeneralFailure March 5, 2005

Paris Hilton 

Robin Hood's defense in court.

Robin Hood: We should steal from the rich and give to the poor, especially when the rich are dumb, skanky bitches.

Paris Hilton by GeneralFailure March 5, 2005