Mummy-Mashing

Covering your partner’s full body in toilet paper while they have a throat cold and proceeding to have sexual Intercourse of any kind. Their dry, raspy voice will sound like mummies from the movies which only adds to the realism.

Yeah bro… I was making out with this hot Egyptian chick last night and she asked me to try mummy-mashing her, I think she had strep, crabs and AIDS but anything is worth it for a little pharaohs curse 🙏

by Fantastic4skinz January 4, 2025

Mexican Bean Mash

The act of cooking refried beans inside a Hispanic woman’s anal cavity utilizing a penis wrapped in a tin foil condom

Sabrina: ay carambà Juanito and I just whipped up the spiciest Mexican Bean Mash

Guadalupe: ¡que Mierda!

by OfficiallyDrDubious June 25, 2025

Adding Flour to a Liquid Mashed Potato

When you make a big mistake

There things never do and adding flour to a liquid mashed potato is one of them.

-Gordon Ramsay 2011

by Ahadi2011 July 4, 2025

mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes (slang, political) — A self-inflicted humiliation, especially one involving Donald Trump, where he provokes or instigates a situation that backfires spectacularly, leaving him publicly embarrassed but unwilling to admit fault or laugh at himself. Originates from a childhood story in which Trump, after teasing his younger brother, had a bowl of mashed potatoes dumped on his head by his older brother, an incident that reportedly left a lasting mark on his pride.

When Trump stumbled and couldn’t correctly explain the Constitution during the interview, commentators called it pure mashed potatoes—a humiliation entirely of his own making.

by SWEPro August 13, 2025

Mashed Potatoes

To cut off your ball sack and testicles, mash them into a pulp and feed it to your sexual partner or eat it yourself.

"Did you hear that Jane ate her boyfriend's Mashed Potatoes?" "Yeah, I heard it was delicious"

by WeirdSexualStimulation September 17, 2025

Knowles Mashed

A state of significant mental disorientation or impairment, characterized by a diminished ability to think clearly, concentrate, or make sound judgments. This condition may arise from various factors, including excessive alcohol consumption, substance use, acute stress, or other physiological or psychological disturbances. It often manifests as confusion, poor decision-making, and difficulty functioning effectively in critical situations.

Man I'm so out of it at work I'm feeling Knowles mashed can you please give me a pep talk and tell me everything is going to be okay

by Darius Doison December 18, 2025

Bangers and Mash

A really white way of saying something is positive

Lemon creams are bangers and mash

by Bong dardum March 7, 2025