1. An elderly man living under the iron fist of an authoritarian regime dedicated to taking away his access to hot chocolate.
2. Anyone who is or ever has been homeschooled.
3. One who can see through the BS spouted by his superiors in the workplace, but cannot hope to compete with them due to his rapidly receding hairline.
2. Anyone who is or ever has been homeschooled.
3. One who can see through the BS spouted by his superiors in the workplace, but cannot hope to compete with them due to his rapidly receding hairline.
1. IRISH PERSON: If only they didn't have televisions everywhere. Then, I'd be able to take down Big Brother, and get all the chocolate I ever wanted.
2. HOMESCHOOLED IRISH KID: Well, hello there, fellow chap! I'm feeling mighty jolly. *invades normal kid's personal space*
NORMAL KID: I have to go... fix, uh... my, um, dog. Yeah.
3. Scott Adams was demoted to janitorial duty when he went bald. He then quit his job and made the Dilbert comics, not to mention a business book about how the modern American workplace revolves around BS.
2. HOMESCHOOLED IRISH KID: Well, hello there, fellow chap! I'm feeling mighty jolly. *invades normal kid's personal space*
NORMAL KID: I have to go... fix, uh... my, um, dog. Yeah.
3. Scott Adams was demoted to janitorial duty when he went bald. He then quit his job and made the Dilbert comics, not to mention a business book about how the modern American workplace revolves around BS.
by Bertoffski January 01, 2008
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
