dirt logs

(1.)Crap,shit,poo,doodie another meaning the word "POOP".

(2.) a word that would be the only thing cool to tatoo on your ass.

(3.)Something to call someone in frustration, anger, or is they're just being annoying.

(1.) Woah check it out! Larry made huge dirt logs in the toilet!!

(2.)Hey look everybody! i got dirt logs on my ass!

(3.)Dammit bob stop being a dirt log!!

by FreshFragrence November 23, 2007

log hound

one who watches computer logs very obsessively

You don't know if the urban dictionary has gone past 1000 definitions? What has happened to my log hound?

by Bungalow Bill December 9, 2001

Logging out

1. v. (log ing out) The skill of being able to stack your shits on top of one another, as if building a wall.

2. adv. (log-ging out) The act of randomly taking your semi hard cock out through the zipper hole in ones jeans, while leaving the button buttoned, and stroking slowly in a downward motion.

1. ie: "Dude! That chick didnt flush man! Come look at this,, bitch was Logging out! And good at it too!"

2. ie: "Bro! You must have been Hammered last night! You kept Logging out in front of those girls."

by SeanyB September 26, 2010

blood log

A used, bloody tampon.

Frank: Janie has been in the bathroom for a long time, man.
John: She's probably changing out her blood log.

by Stevtro January 10, 2008

Log splitting

When one's partner squeezes out a turd while one is actively engaged in anal intercourse so that one's penis happens to divide said turd much in the same way that one splits a log of wood.

Sally wasn't too keen on log splitting but I reassured her that I didn't mind getting a brown dick.

by LandfillSaloon August 2, 2016

cutting logs

pooping in long cylindrical segments of doo

Frank was cutting logs and built a huge island in the toilet. Then he sailed a tiny boat to the poop shore and marked his new territory as poop island. Land of the stink.

by Doo-Master September 7, 2006

Linking Log

This is when a male stands over a female (reverse piledriver position) and puts his asshole on the females stretched vagina and takes a dump inside her.

We heard this girl at work liked to get pooped on so Mike gave her a Linking Log.

by redrocket September 16, 2008