A person who mines lobsters for a living at the bottom of the ocean. Usually part of a larger lobster mining company or lobster mining union. This person mines lobsters for a considerable profit. Equipment includes a pick axe and scuba gear.
What does John do for a living nowadays?
Oh he's a lobster miner.
That's cool, i bet he rakes in the cash.
Oh he's a lobster miner.
That's cool, i bet he rakes in the cash.
by Ryan Paul Brooks December 15, 2008
Get the Lobster Minermug. similar to bde, or big dick energy. a scale of to 20 based on how close you are in body type to larry the lobster, extra points if you live by the sea.
daniel: damn rate my lobster energy
katherine: send a pic
daniel: *sends pic*
katherine: damn you're an absolute 20
katherine: send a pic
daniel: *sends pic*
katherine: damn you're an absolute 20
by CatPersun December 22, 2020
Get the lobster energymug. The act of pleasuring oneself using the palm of their hand to enclose only the bell of the penis, resembling a cage over a lobster.
Phillip: “Hey, Dave! How did your date with Linda go last night? You get any action?”
(Not) Dave: “Nah man..” *sigh* “She had to split beefo dinn. But don’t worry ‘bout ya boi tho. Treated myself to a lobster cage!” 😎👉👉 🦞
Phillip: “Wait. Who the fuck are you?”
(Not) Dave: “Nah man..” *sigh* “She had to split beefo dinn. But don’t worry ‘bout ya boi tho. Treated myself to a lobster cage!” 😎👉👉 🦞
Phillip: “Wait. Who the fuck are you?”
by Not Dave. June 2, 2020
Get the lobster cagemug. The Red Lobster Dream is an extremely significant sign that the Red Lobster has visited you at night. You and the other person in the Red Lobster Dream have been caught in the claws of the Red Lobster's curse.
by GrunglePuss January 11, 2024
Get the The Red Lobster Dreammug. when a man's dong is so fucking big and steamy that you cant even fit it down your gullet, sometimes it actually looks like a freshly cooked lobster.
by IAmSquidward February 16, 2020
Get the lobster cockmug. A lobster is a term commonly used to describe old people who do nothing but sit on the beach all day, which over time, turns them a painful, lobster-like shade of red.
"Yo, Fred! Check out those lobsters cooking themselves on the beach over there!"
"Whenever I go to a hot place, the beaches are usually full of lobsters... It makes me want to avoid the beach."
"Whenever I go to a hot place, the beaches are usually full of lobsters... It makes me want to avoid the beach."
by anonymouspersons inc. July 12, 2012
Get the Lobstermug. by Hookey69 February 6, 2020
Get the Lobster slimemug.