Wang's Law 

A scientific principle that states that anything longer than it is wide can be considered a phallic symbol. Originated by Professor D. Wang

Person A: Do you notice anything kind of suggestive about these breadsticks?

Person B: Wang's Law, man

Wang's Law by MISTER OWNINATOR December 26, 2010

Bob's Law 

A person that misquotes and makes up their own laws as they go.

My neighbor said I needed a permit to barbecue on my own property; I guess it's a new Bob's Law !

Bob's Law by karmagotcha June 3, 2018

Aaron's Law 

According the Aaron's law: Anything requiring progression or placement of any kind, that has not been attempted in any way to move one's placement down or up, defaults at nothing but the perception of the individual, who under most circumstances would state they are better than anyone, even if that's not feasibly possible, even though it remains true based on science.

Person 1: Yooo! I got a 12.5K/D ratio in that COD game! lets goooo!
Person 2: I didn't even play the game, therefore I am at the top of the leader boards and have an infinite K/D ratio.
Person 1: Fuck you, I hate Aaron's law.

Aaron's Law by 2 time champion of virgin September 1, 2020

Homie-in-law 

2 dudes that hang out occasionally because their girlfriends are best friends

You guys are hanging out on Saturday again?

Ya, we're not best friends or anything, he's just my homie-in-law

Homie-in-law by OreoSleeve June 25, 2023

Fies' Law 

When you have an expression with many different terms and you want to find the sum at a very large of said terms. If you have a few terms that grows so immensely faster then everything else, you can write off the small ones as irrelevant and only focus on the bigger ones (Created by Wifies on YouTube)

Lets say we're trying to find out about all of the organisms on the planet. Because there's just so many more bacteria than there is anything else, we can use Fies' Law and just not include all of the almost extinct organisms (Since It wouldn't affect the number that much)

Fies' Law by bruhcubed3 April 27, 2021

Augustine’s law’s 

Augustine's laws were a series of tongue in cheek aphorisms put forth by Norman Ralph Augustine, an American aerospace businessman who served as Under Secretary of the Army from 1975 to 1977. In 1984 he published his laws. The book and several of the laws were the topic of an article in Sound and Vibration magazine in March 2012. His most cited law is number 16, which shows that defense budgets grow linearly but the unit cost of a new military aircraft grows exponentially.

“In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one tactical aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.“ - Augustine’s law’s: XVI

Augustine’s law’s by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 14, 2018

Worthington's Law 

More money = better than. A rather fail safe way to gauge the value of human worth.

Carl Espick, econmist and editor of Value Magazine-
Did you know that, according to Worthington's Law, the opera singer who called himself, 'The Great Caruso' was nowhere near as great as Sammy Hagar, The Red Rocker? So shut up, Caruso! Hey! Who's greater than Saint Francis of Assisi? How about, uh, Darryl Strawberry? See ya later, Saint Frannie, ya schmuck. Hey, guess who's better than Van Gogh. Let's see, after adjusting for inflation... almost everybody! He made nothing!"

Random Mechanic-
So that means that I'm better than Van Gogh and Galileo put together!

Espick-
And I'm better than you, brainiac.

Worthington's Law by melissa hates dolphins September 4, 2006