Laser for eyes

A metaphor for extreme anger or intense focus, as if your eyes could “blast” someone or something.

If I had laser for eyes, she’d feel my rage.

by VibeSyntax January 5, 2026

Rage lasers

The event when a person/thing rages so much that they fire lasers to vent the rage extremly awesomely.

"AAAAHHHGGGGG!!!!!!
-rage lasers fire-
-"woah! did steve just fire his rage lasers?"

by Lolazaurus April 9, 2010

dumb laser

Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.

1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision

1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.

by Snibby August 1, 2012

dumb laser

(n) Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.

1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision

3) A person who unfailingly begins an argument with the stupidest person in the room.

1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.

3) He's always getting into fights with idiots. He's such a dumb laser.

by Snibby August 1, 2012

wang laser

Slang for urination.

Be right back grandma, I'm gonna go spray a wang laser.

by SossBoss March 14, 2016

jonas larsen

Jonas Larsen is the gang leader of all gang squads in Fetsund. He usually walks with his bitches hanging around his mini cock. Jonas is not someone to fuck with, he will send his dawgs on you that will fuck you up.

Person: You look like a faggot
Jonas Larsen: *snaps* attack.

by Jonas Larsen's Slave March 15, 2017

rainbow laser

A dildo for lesbians

Omg! That rainbow laser feels so good

by Urbanganga March 17, 2017