King

Someone who doesn't have shit all over them.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
First person: "Who's that?"
Second person: "Must be a King."
First person: "Why?"
Second person: "He doesn't have shit all over him."

by Morrissey Man March 10, 2005

The King

A man dressed as a king that breaks into your house at night and gets into your bed. When you wake up he will be in your bed with you to offer you breakfast.

Dude I woke up with the king today!

by tehmarioman December 28, 2005

King of cool

Nickname for actor Steve McQueen.

"No one has ever owned the screen like Steve McQueen. He was the King of Cool."

by Lantern42 August 19, 2009

King Kong Defense

Legal strategy used by Carl Lundström's lawyer in the Pirate Bay trial of 2009.
This defense is effective for its ability to come out of left field, catching the prosecution completely off guard and furthermore, obliterating their weak arguments.

Carl Lundstrom's attorney:"The person responsible for uploads of copyrighted files might as well be a user named King-Kong in the jungles of Cambodia".

More examples...
Prosecution: Blah blah, you're aiding people in stealing intellectual property
Defense: Wrong, it was King Kong in Cambodia!
Prosecution: WTF!!!?
Defense: Suck the King Kong defense! How do you ever expect to win now?

by Arockalypse February 18, 2009

King Josh

The King of Joshtralia. Emperor of all things shiny. Ruler of everything under the sky. Quite popular among the children of Rhondda Cynon Taf, South Wales.

The person King Josh himself has been portrayed as a super cool legend of a man, with three cocks. But has also been described as an angry tyrant who offers great resistance to any brave or foolish soul that attemps to pass his doors, Block 4.

King Josh is the greatest person ever.

King Josh lies in bed all day on his laptop doing nothing.

by NotKingJosh January 25, 2010

King and Story

Intersection of King Road and Story Road in East San Jose. Traditionally the most gang infested spot in San Jose, especially for Norteños and Sureños.

S King Rd & Story Rd
San Jose, CA 95122

Dont wear red or blue fool, we're passing by King and Story

by Onski November 3, 2006

King's Blend

A particular strain of marijuana engineered by California based musical artists the Kottonmouth Kings. The group traveled to amsterdam and entered King's Blend into the Cannibus Cup. The strain won first place.

Also, a song by the Kottonmouth Kings discussing the aforementioned situation.

King's Blend, tasters choice.

by 6 Figga Nigga January 26, 2006