the jonas brothers

very small penis+bad music=ancestrial fags
enough said...

Cameron:Did you know that the jonas brothers have a concert soon?

Kyle:Whats a jonas brothers?

Cameron:Its an ancestrial fag group that plays bad music and have very small penises

Kyle:Oh.....happy face =)

by MrFro5000 March 11, 2009

lovely one jones

An amazing Christian woman who has appeared on Yahoo news stories, Twitter and You Tube to promote Christ.

Lovely One Jones is the best religious blogger on Yahoo, although some people say that she is a troll.

by Coolest of the Cools November 6, 2013

Jonas Brothers

When 3 gay guys get married.

You know what? I'm feeling like having sex with one dude for the rest of my life isn't enough....Let's Jonas Brothers it and find a third gay dude.

Last time I was in San Francisco we totally almost pulled a Jonas Brothers.

Jonas Brothers = 3 gay dudes.

by Kevin cold as Ice October 10, 2009

jonas brothers

Another example of our generation's poor view on music. It's bad enough to have to listen to their slipshod lyrics and brazen guitar riffs, but then they have the nerve to consider themselves a "rock band". It's not completely the jonas brothers fault, on the contrary it's the fan base that account for 2/3 of the public's anger. The fact that these 10-16 yr old girls try to defend them with little or no logical reason just fuels the public's anger to the point where hating them is a household topic. I'm not saying i hate them personally(even though they claim they're rock when they are straight edge virgins) but don't go and defend them like their the next Nirvana. Their nothing more than a fad that will die when their adults and it's a shame that bands like them and miley cyrus top the charts rather than bands that put effort and time into their albums. America's funny like that

No need, the jonas brothers show it on "On demand" every 5 minutes

by TCS-EB October 13, 2008

mike jones

a texas rapper. swisha house rapper

"4 4's im tippin
wood grain im grippin
catch me lane switchin
with the paint drippin
turn yo neck and yo dame missin
me and slim we aint trippin
im finger flippin and syrup sippin
like do or die i'm hoe pimpin
cars stop rims keep spinnin'
im flippin drop with invisible top
hoes bop when my drop step out
i shakin da block with 4 18's
candy green with leather screens
my gasoline always supreme
got do do brown with apain of lean
it takes grindin to be a king
it takes grindin to be a king
first round draft picks comin'
who is mike jones? comin
slab shinin with the grill and woman
slab shinin with the grill and woman
im mike jones who mike jones
the one and only you can't clone me
got a lot of haters and alot of homies
some friends and some phonies
back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me
back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me
back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me
I SAID back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me"
-mike jones-still tippin

"281-330-8004 hit mike jones up on the low cuz mike jones about to blow"
-mike jones-back then

by [e-mail] July 29, 2008

Jonas Brothers

The reason most teenage girls bug me. The reason why I find most teenage girls who hate them awesome. Make actually good music even better. Idiots who are ugly, can't sing and have an unfortunate little brother who is gonna grow up to be like them... Poor kid. Bad actors, bad TV show, bad everything pretty much.

I listened to a song last night it was HORRIBLE.

Was it by the Jonas Brothers?

Yes -_-

by BadMusicHater October 24, 2009

basketball jones

Someone who is obsessed with the game of basketball. They take everyday situations and try to apply them to the game.

Damn, that bitch gotta basketball jones!

by kimberly08 July 21, 2008