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John

If your name is John, you probably worked at a Strip club and you love inviting dancers out to a different state to play volley ball for extra credit. John’s love pussy & anorexic fit females ranging to muscle meat heads. John’s like to take charge, they love to insult you, and live for sarcasm while being the biggest wet pillow in private.
He’s awesome in bed but doesn’t look like he is, who is he?

- Oh, That’s John
by Strippinthewalk November 26, 2021
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John is a unique human being, they are mostly born in Autumn falls or Winter, he makes mistakes and realises his mistakes as soon as possible, John is Very handsome pure hearted dude who wants nothing in life but true Love, he's been wishing to find the girl of his Dreams. Be assured John's are never unlucky
Stranger: Hey you know someone named John around here??
John: My name is John
Stranger: OMG you are what I'm looking for handsome!!
by Greek Myths November 28, 2021
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An ant raping pan chewing pool adicted maniac who lives to shit out lego pieces
Did John shit in the hall again !?
Are there lego pieces?!
Yes !
by Magofucker November 29, 2021
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Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with
John: "Hey Man"
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John

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with "Hey Man"
Me: Sup
John: Hey Man
by Owluminati December 1, 2021
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Im a john, were quite boring, we chill an play games with the boys. Yep thass about it.
Wow, why is John writing this at two in the morning
by one of the other johns January 10, 2022
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A guy who is so kind to you and loves you unconditionally but will show red flags later on like playing the victim and being a jerk. If you can get him to communicate properly with you there’s a good chance your relationship will end up happy and for many years but be warned johns are easily annoyed and are very introverted meaning after a fight there’s a good chance you’ll find him locked up in the basement with his gaming controller in hands
Ex: I cant believe John ghosted me for hours!
by Ghostiepants January 18, 2022
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