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to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.
your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!
by discombobulator! November 21, 2010
mugGet the i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hatmug.
A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares
Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.
by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008
mugGet the stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hoopermug.

Road-Jock

Anyone who lives to habitually road-trip/cruise/drive long distances either as hobby, job, or lifestyle. Also anyone that street races, street-stunts, or thrill-rides the roadways
You know you’re a road-jock when gas stations, truck stops, and convenience stores become common in your life
by NeonMirror August 8, 2023
mugGet the Road-Jockmug.

Jocking

The act of mastebating furiously for males. Slang for mastebating in St.lucia
Check damun, his hands red from jocking too much!!!!!!
by St.lucian boss July 4, 2018
mugGet the Jockingmug.

condom jock

A slut who likes to ride a lot of dicks, but is atleast smart enough to use condoms
Guy: ready to fuck
Slut: I'm only fucking if you got condoms
Guy: shit! Damn you're a condom jock
by BourbonWerber May 25, 2016
mugGet the condom jockmug.

jock salt

Dandruff on your ball sack and grundle area.
Damn these potatos taste like they were made with jock salt
by Youngsandwitch April 5, 2017
mugGet the jock saltmug.

Jock

Verb: To steal, copy or re appropriate in a similar fashion
Why is that fool always wearin a Yanky cap like he tryin to jock Jay-Z's swag?

I switched from coffee to matcha in the afternoons and then RJ started drinking started drinking matcha the next day. That guy always jocks my beverage steeze.
by SyddedOnEm January 18, 2018
mugGet the Jockmug.

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