Dirty Jewish Pirate
When you are recieving head, pull out and squirt her in the eye. Then kick her in the shin. When she's hobbling around with one eye, you steal her purse and run.
Dirty Jewish Pirate by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
A Jewish Paycheck
A large amount of money payed for in coins, usually in quarters, but doesn't exclude to pennies, nickles, and dimes.
Person 1: Dude, my boss left out $10 bucks from paycheck this week. When I told him, he told me it was a mistake and, instead of writing out another check for $10 bucks, he just gave it to me in real money. Yeah, all in coins.
Person 2: That explains that jingling i was hearing, your boss gave you a Jewish Paycheck
Person 2: That explains that jingling i was hearing, your boss gave you a Jewish Paycheck
A Jewish Paycheck by MetalheadJoe666 June 29, 2010
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Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger
A white person who is lazy and cheats his or her way through life. They also are extremely cheap with money and always ask other people for rides everywhere. These white people also make it there mission in life to be as close to a Nigger as possible without Actually being black.
Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger by Dudeman56 November 6, 2011
half-Jewish
A non-Jewish person with a Jewish father and a Gentile mother.
This is in contrast to someone with a Jewish mother and a Gentile father who, despite being genetically "half-Jewish," is Jewish according to Jewish law. Traditional Jewish law recognizes a unique relationship between a Jewish father and his half-Jewish child but does not consider the child to be a Jew.
This is in contrast to someone with a Jewish mother and a Gentile father who, despite being genetically "half-Jewish," is Jewish according to Jewish law. Traditional Jewish law recognizes a unique relationship between a Jewish father and his half-Jewish child but does not consider the child to be a Jew.
The song took artistic license, as Goldie Hawn is Jewish (despite practicing Budism), while Paul Newman actually was half-Jewish.
half-Jewish by Mahus October 20, 2012
Going off like a Jewish foreskin
Going off like a Jewish foreskin by bear_jew October 25, 2010
new york jewish
The specific culture of a New York Jew is different from a regular New Yorker or a regular Jew. THey even have their own special accent, a raspy annoying Jewish/NYC accent.
Old Man: lives on bagels with lox and cream cheese. Works in the Diamond District.
Old Woman: Has florescent orange or some other unatural colored hair, and long clawlike red nails. Owns a lot of mink.
girl: spent $1000 chemically straightening her frizzy hair! Favors brands such as D&G and Juicy Couture.
These people can be found most prolifically in Brooklyn, the Diamond District in New York, and New Jersey.
Old Man: lives on bagels with lox and cream cheese. Works in the Diamond District.
Old Woman: Has florescent orange or some other unatural colored hair, and long clawlike red nails. Owns a lot of mink.
girl: spent $1000 chemically straightening her frizzy hair! Favors brands such as D&G and Juicy Couture.
These people can be found most prolifically in Brooklyn, the Diamond District in New York, and New Jersey.
new york jewish by its ok im jewish too May 14, 2007
not Jewish
(not JEW-ish) adjective. the catch all phrase used between Yids to classify someone who is Catholic, Protestant, Baptist, Methodist, Athiest, Muslim, etc.
Rose: So, tell me about your lovely friend Sue.
Eugene: What's to tell?
Rose: Well, does she go to Beth Israel Temple?
Eugene: No. She's not Jewish.
Rose: Oy. My heart.
Eugene: What's to tell?
Rose: Well, does she go to Beth Israel Temple?
Eugene: No. She's not Jewish.
Rose: Oy. My heart.
not Jewish by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005