Uncle-Jesseness

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.

I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.

by DannyKRage May 16, 2012

Jesse G.

A guy who is unbelievably amazing in bed. The best fuck around and able to go for hours when properly aroused. He may come across as totally gay, but you will thank God that he is not. Although immature and a bit of a penis wrinkle, he has a big heart and is worth your love.

“I had myself a Jesse G. last night and now I’m walking funny”

by Tuffmuff February 7, 2020

Jesse Jackson

The alias used by Jesse Pinkman when he was applying to rent a house in Breaking Bad Season 2 episode 5: Breakage.

"Just sign your name, which is what by the way?" "Jesse. Jesse Jackson".

by ThotDaddy69420 June 4, 2022

jesse west

what the fuck. figure it out

jesse west.. oh shit I am screwed

by wordwodksenvjib 43- March 7, 2019

Jess/Jessie

A group of closeted Gay Christian men who may or may not be married to women. They often plan trips together without their beards.

That man over there is a major Jess/Jessie.

by Thriller Man February 11, 2023

Jess Rennie

Scottish TikTok Superstar

Oh ma god Jess Rennies actual just got her fanny out on Facebook live

by Jess Rennie February 14, 2022

Jesse Pop

When a women dips a man privates in soft serve ice cream and then give him a blow job.

The Dairy Queen server gave the customer a Jesse pop in the freezer for his birthday.

by Dataminer49 September 18, 2018