beta porn

n.

1. Pornographic content where female breasts, vaginas, and, typically, buttocks are clothed, censored, or covered to match what a beta male is permitted to see in real life. Often includes captions that insult the beta male viewer using true statements about his sexual inadequacy.

2. Pornographic content originally made for a beta male audience.

Examples: Femdom and cuckold porn

While all my peers who get laid jerk off to regular porn, I only pinch my pee pee to beta porn since no girl has even shown me her titties in real life.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 5, 2021

spongebob porn

Hot and sexy. Commonly watched and/or looked at by nerdy weeaboos with sponge fettishes

That spongebob porn made me soupy!

by 5p0ng3Fet15h December 18, 2016

Porn Flic

A Porn Flic is a short video usually what is seen on tube sites. Unlike a full porno or feature length DVD, a porn flic or pornflic is just the best part or parts of the scene.

And unlike DVD's, or the old VHS tapes, pornflics are usually watched from a computer.

Woman: What are you watching?
Guy: Uhhh. Nothing.
Woman: That better not be a porn flic!
Guy: WHAAAAT!! Thats crazy! You know I would never.....
Woman: What? Watch with out me?
Guy: :~)

by cleverm85 April 17, 2017

envy porn

Porn that you wish you could be in or look as good as the person in the porno

Wow that person has a huge cock I wish I was hung like him "envy porn"

by kickass anynymous April 25, 2014

porn snob

Noun. Somebody who is extremely opinionated about porn and judges others based on their porn choices. Feels that they prefer porn that is "classier" than the average porn.

"I'd NEVER go on youporn. The penetration is so vulgar! I'll stick to Playboy, thank you very much."

"Don't be such a porn snob dude."

by smpoza September 2, 2011

Porn hair

Hair that is long enough to cover one's boobs

1. Aneka: I heard that you modelled for an adult magazine
Mariel: It's okay, you couldn't actually see anything. I have porn hair.

by ansb May 22, 2013

Jello Porn

A commercial or a scene in a movie where you see jello wiggling all over the place.

Did you see World Gym's new commercial? It has tons of jello porn in it.

Ewww!!!!!!

by Byarbro September 27, 2011