beard-wax

An anal male, preoccupied with his looks & perfect personal presentation shallow detached from the importance of real emotions anal up himself
“I was so upset but he just kept glancing at his reflection and preening. He’s utterly beard-wax””. Q: “Is the new boss an understanding type?” A: “Huh! No way. Totally beard-wax... snappy dresser, minimalist office, nil humanity”.
by Urban burble January 11, 2018
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Parafinn Wax

when one takes intramural sports so seriously that they coat their hands in wax before their intramural sporting event to ensure that their hands are soft and smooth.
Tom couldn't go out with us tonight because he was parafinn waxing his hands and studying game film before sundays basketball game.
by Swaple June 04, 2011
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Wax ninja

One highly skilled in the art of making skin silky smooth.
I went to get a brazilian from the wax ninja today
by Wax Ninja June 19, 2014
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Turdle Wax

When you’re receiving a handjob and you have to take a shit, so your partner open palm catches it and proceeds to use your turd to jerk you off.
Glenn really enjoys when chicks turdle wax him after a his pineapple pizza’s.
by Cracklized November 15, 2017
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PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.
Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.
by Obama Bin Laden June 03, 2023
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Waxing the bed

The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.
"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."

or

"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.
by zig12 August 09, 2009
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wax woman

A slut. Particularly one with huge fake tits and a huge fake badonkadonk.
"Hey wax woman, nice tits!"
by Waxwoman July 13, 2023
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