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by WNTDS March 13, 2010
girl number 1: Did you hook up with that guy from the bar last night?
girl number 2: Nah. When i got him naked, he was packin a drill bit.
girl number 1: What a loser.
girl number 2: Nah. When i got him naked, he was packin a drill bit.
girl number 1: What a loser.
by Papito Fiero April 01, 2010
Two-bit is from early american times when money was sperated in "bits" equal to about 12.5 cents a piece, a common price for alot of items was two-bits, or 25 cents. Thus, an old-fashoined way of identifiyng someone as a 25-cent whore.
A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the world happened to you, buddy?".
The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore." "Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"
"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"
The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore." "Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"
"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"
by Cody Stratton May 24, 2005
A video of a young British kid putting his finger in his baby brother, Charlie's mouth. Charlie bites his finger and the kid complains saying Charlie bit him. The video has been parodied numerous times on Youtube with people dubbing the voices from the original video over something different.
by WelfareChris April 03, 2008
A phrase used to describe a chilly, brisk temperature; cold enough to cause your nipples to harden if you are without a jacket or overcoat.
by Dr. Beta March 30, 2008
A task or duty that is mildly tedious and something you would rather not do. Less severe than a task which is a, "right ball ache"
Having to do your timesheets at 17:30 on a Friday before you can leave work is a bit of a ball ache.
by Joost911 August 23, 2010