Hookah

A multi-stemmed, often times glass based water pipe originating from India. From India, it was made popular as the form we now see it in today in Turkey. A common taboo many Westerners do on accident is to pack the bowl with anything other than tobacco. This is frowned upon, but generally practiced in drug based societies because of the smoother, cooler smoke said hookah emits.

ps: Drugs are cool.

Come now Habib, we shall light the hookah to pass the time.

Come now Jerry Garcia and/or Jesus, we shall light the hookah to blaze us out of our fucking minds.

by Mega Krieger September 3, 2003

new jersey meat hook

During vaginal sex from behind, i.e. doggie style, the man, or woman with strap on, inserts index and middle fingers into the anus of the pentrated. Forming the fingers into a hook shape, the woman is lifted up and down on the phallus by the "hook", or hand, as if she were a piece of "meat." Hence, New Jersey Meat Hook

I bent her over and gave her the new jersey meat hook. She loved it... absolutely loved it.

by jeremiahdalemcmastersthethird May 28, 2006

hook up

Yanks use 'hook up' differently to the rest of the English-speaking world. They use it in a sexual context or providing an item for somebody that's usually dodgy. Everyone else uses it in the context of meeting someone.

Hook up:

1) I hooked up with him in New York. We made love all night!

2) Hey! Hook a brother up with some dope!

3) I hooked up with my mate in London. I hadn't seen him in years.

by Cortez The Killer December 24, 2007

Hoofshocker

When u use ur foot to penetrate the bitches pussy and ass at once.."big toe in the lil hole...otha 4 in the juicy wet goal" Also known as "The Boot in the Coot"

"If that bitch dont stop naggin me, she better believe shes getting the Hoofshocker later tonight"

by Steve January 22, 2004

Hookah Player

Some one who gets to know as many people at the hookah bar that he can smoke free all night jumping table to table an essence playing pretty much and if he has to spend money its not much

Dude, look at that Hookah Player jumping from table to table i wish i had that much confidence to be like that

by Hookah Furrie September 28, 2008

Hookah Foul

When someone does something that disturbs a Hookah session.

Sam: I'll be right back *In his attempt to get out from behind the table he loses his balance and steps on the Hookah hose, pulling the Hookah over*

Tim: *After rushing to pick up and put out the coals* Damnit man, your Hookah foul just put two big holes in my new couch!

Sam: Sorry bro, how about a blowy?

Tim: *Sigh* Yea, I guess that'd help make up for it.

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Jack: *Gets up to go to the bathroom, walks across the room*

Lenny: Hookah foul.

Jack: *Stops* What?

Lenny: You didn't throw the hose within arms reach of me, now I've got to get my ass up and grab the hose to plug it so I can smoke. Dick.

Jack: My bad, would a reach around help?

Lenny: Yea, we could probably call it even.

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Tim: Yo, I know the perfect song for this session *Goes to YouTube and plays Rebecca Black 'Friday'*

Jim: What the fuck man, such a Hookah foul. You just completely ruined my buzz.

Tim: Would it help if I gave you a blumpkin?

Jim: Yea, I guess that would be fair.

by Dr. Hookah May 6, 2011

hookah

Hookah - hookah is a term used throughout New Zealand by hoodrats and horis. Hookah is another word for a fight/scrap and is used to settle people's differences.

Person 1 "oi cunt heard you rushed the bro"
person 2 "jak cun wasnt even me"
person 1 "jak thats us having a hookah right now ko"

by TheFarkenUce October 13, 2020