hairy bagpipes

Similiar to the rusty trombone, but with a twist. Hum on the nads and finagle the stork.

Jasons girlfreind was going to preform the rusty trombone, but decided to play the hairy bagpipes instead.

by Desmond October 2, 2004

Hairy Bobbin' Man Ass

While watching porn, the unfortunate and unappealing presence of a naked, jackhammering male arse in the shot. Really spoils the atmosphere.

Coined by Bill Hicks.

"I thought you said this was porn. All it is is a hairy boobin' man ass and a Wah-wah pedal"

by Eldritch September 25, 2003

Hairy Potter

an intimate region thoroughly covered in hair.

"I heard she has a really hairy potter"

by absquatch September 16, 2003

happy

when you are smiling

I am happy

by Hairy guy who lives with trump August 14, 2016

happy crack

A mixture of kool-aid and suger which is placed in a plastic baggie to resemble crack. Native to South-Western Pennsylvania.

Hey, let me get some happy crack.

by Anthony Reese May 25, 2006

hairy mosquito eyes

When a man does the "mangina" and gives the company he is in the reverse view. Hence his balls and penis tucked firmly in between his legs balls resembling the eyes and penis resembling the mosquito thing.

That mangina was funny as hell but then the fukker gave us the hairy mosquito eyes.

by Burn my legs June 15, 2005

hairy pie

Another term for a woman's vagina.

Checkout the hairy pie on that girl.

by james nguyen May 21, 2008