gloryhole goblin

One of the highest ranking in the peeping Tom category. A gloryhole goblin is a nasty little troll like creature who gets off on watching dudes shit and wash their foreskin.

"Bro I swear theres someone watching me I think it's a gloryhole goblin" "there ain't no such thing as a gloryhole goblin" 24 A Winter Street Sanford ME

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 10, 2022

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House goblin

An individual living inside another persons home without their consent or knowledge. This individual could be in the walls or in the attic for example.

"Did you hear? Richie had a house goblin living in his attic."

by yeetwehat July 16, 2022

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Hym "Holy shit are we also Goblin Slayer!?"

Iam "What? What makes you think that?"

Hym "We predate it by a little over a year and we talked about how we used to say 'I see' all the time! His catchphrase is 'Souka!' that could totally be a thing!"

Iam "Wha... No way!"

Hym "Yes way! That shit is hardcore! We're the beard cutter!"

by Hym Iam June 6, 2022

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THE Jizz Goblin

A disfigured small moss green creature with 6 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious white fruity juices from your penile region

Ricardo: Hey man, didya sleep well last night.

Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night.

Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon

by TheJizzGoblin February 21, 2022

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happy as a goblin

A phrase used when you are so happy that you turn green , put on some penny lofers and start skipping around town like a queer. YOu also go throughout grocery stores stealing bread pooding, and stealing babies out of strolers and selling them on the black market for crack.

"O my gosh, i just found gold under my microwavable pizza. I'm as happy as a goblin."

by Slimslope May 22, 2006

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