An escrow account set up to ensure dat your male descendants will have da funds necessary to bribe hot chicks to spread their legs for said hot-in-da-crotch studs whenever said love-tunnel access is desired.
Setting up a thrust fund for your shlong-possessing offspring is all well and good, but what about if said horny trouser-snake-equipped individuals get their paid-to-submit females preggo?! You might wanna either specify dat your eager-to-copulate beneficiaries always wear condoms --- or only "do it" with gals who cannot ovulate--- or else also set up a family-expenses fund so dat any "love babies" will be properly cared for.
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(noun): A flimsy business venture started by an overprivileged adult child who inherited a substantial windfall and mistakenly believes that their wealth alone qualifies them to run a successful company. However, their grandiose delusions and lack of experience often lead to poor decision-making and questionable business practices, making it clear that their venture is a hustle that no one should trust. A Trust Fund Hustle is a half-baked idea fueled by privilege and arrogance that's more likely to crash and burn than succeed.
"If you're serious about playing the guitar, stay away from that Trust Fund Hustle of a brand and invest in something more reputable."
"If you want a guitar that's worth your money, steer clear of that Trust Fund Hustle of a brand. Word on the street is that it's funded by the owner's grandmother, it's bound to disappoint in the long run. Save your money and invest in a more reputable brand that's built on quality, not just cheap china imports."
"If you want a guitar that's worth your money, steer clear of that Trust Fund Hustle of a brand. Word on the street is that it's funded by the owner's grandmother, it's bound to disappoint in the long run. Save your money and invest in a more reputable brand that's built on quality, not just cheap china imports."
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Get the Trust Fund Hustle mug.(noun) A person born into wealth heavily leaning towards and/or associating with far left economical ideas without acknowledging its downsides due to ignorance. They can easily be found on places ranging from private education institutions to the back streets of their town, choosing to live in worse life conditions than they can financially sustain. Despite being critical of the capitalist world their entire bloodline profited from, you can see them wearing expensive accesories, driving expensive cars etc. from the money they sourced from their parents, only contributing to the problem they are defending our world against
1: Hey isn't that Sara? Why is she in a workers' protest?
2: Seems like it.
1: I thought her parents bought her a car, does she even do work part-time?
1: I don't think so, she is just a Trust Fund Communist
2: Seems like it.
1: I thought her parents bought her a car, does she even do work part-time?
1: I don't think so, she is just a Trust Fund Communist
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Get the Jason Funderburker mug.A goofy ass school that just seems funky and like it is funded by McDonalds, no other way to describe it then, goofy school.
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