The Family Shoe

The unfortunate looking one in the family. More prominently used in families that are all very attractive apart from one person.

"Wow, your girlfriends well hot. Does she have a sister?"

"She's got 3. Two are taken and the other's the family shoe."

"Ah that sucks."

by Elle Le Bert January 2, 2014

shoe-tack

chewing gum that becomes stuck to the sole of a shoe

"Mind you don't step in that shoe-tack, it looks fresh"

by JibberJabber123 April 14, 2015

soda shoes

when you're driving home from Wendy's with food in one hand, the steering wheel in the other, and a large soda in your lap and all of a sudden you hit a bump causing your soda to topple over and spill in your shoes :(

"Yea man, I was on my way but then I got soda shoes."

by lydiotc October 16, 2016

Spongebob Shoes

Shoes that make squeaky sounds when you walk with them on

When my shoes started squeaking that’s how I knew they were Spongebob shoes.

by YuOfTheNight November 5, 2019

shoe fudge

Dog poo on pavements or found virtually anywhere that hasn't been picked up by the dog owner.

Oh no! What's that weird smell in the car.... and then you look down and realise that you've trodden in shoe fudge and it's all over the accelerator pedal.

by wokka_wokka November 8, 2019

battyman shoes

loafers for white chavs

oi mate, he's got battyman shoes and superskinny trousers. must be struggling to breathe.

by Lol I'm the Lord April 27, 2019

hand shoes

Gloves

It's cold outside; let me get my hand shoes.

by NOS4ATU June 11, 2019