FILF

Father

I'd

Like to

Fondle

I was sat minding my own business the other day with my friend Laura, and her dad walked in, and was like ' whoa Laura your dad is absolute FILF'

by The ant eater September 21, 2009

cradle of filth

one of the greates bands of all time, and probably very underestimated.even through many changes in the band line they still prove to be one of the best.Why? Dani Filth. He is the adhesive that makes it work, probably one of the most dedicated musicians today. he struggled to make that band work and they do deserve notorioty in and out of thier genre.

you want to succeed, work like Dani and Cradle of Filth

by jay October 7, 2003

cradle of filth

a former black metal band.

their old stuff was black metal, the new stuff isn't. but they're not bad.

by psychoman364 November 1, 2003

FILF

Fatty I'd Like to Fuck, or Fatso I'd Like to Fuck, or Fat chick I'd Like to Fuck or Fat bitch I'd Like to Fuck. Any target of hogging or nail the whale. At the beginning of the night I thought she was a big flat fatty but after putting back a few I thought she was a hot brabuster.

After ten beers that girl went from a chunkmuffin to a real FILF.

by PMax January 30, 2009

filter blunt

Adding straws or cardboard to filter the end of a blunt to make the blunt hit substantially harder. The straws must be placed in a bee hive shape and the cardboard is a circular shape

filter blunts are the way to go when you smoke

by Tom Pike July 26, 2006

Filthy Ninja

While fucking your girl, quickly put it in her ass and get in a couple of good bangs. When she turns around to say "What the FUCK!" - drop a smoke bomb and get the fuck out of Dodge!

I pulled a Filthy Ninja on my girl last night and the room still smells like sulphur.

by ACE666 January 11, 2009

filth

Urban Dictionary.com

Urban Dictionary is largely filth and vile vulgarity.

by Louie Seven January 4, 2005