Female

A kitchen utensil

Lemme get my female from the kitchen drawer, brb

by Not A Sexist Person September 25, 2018

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

How many hours after a woman is dead you would have sex with her. If she has been dead for 10 hours she is a 10.

John: "Steve what the fuck are you doing she's been dead for 5 hours?"
Steve: "You're right she's a four at best"
~1-10 Female attractiveness scale~

by Casket and Craddle Robber August 28, 2016

butterfly (female)

An unattractive woman who is in a temporary state of desirability and tries to have sex with as many attractive men as she can before her desirability fades away.

G: Look at that woman OMG I think that's my future wife!
OG: You'd better be attracted to more than her looks G, she's a butterfly (female).

by theauthormarkwilkins May 7, 2018

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A horrible sexist way of rating women based on their outer beauty

Guy 1: Yo look at dat ass!
Guy 2: Man, come on. She's a 7
Guy 1: A 7? What do you mean?
Guy 2: On the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale. She's only a 7.

by the.krustykrab.pizza August 29, 2016

adult human female

A term used by terfs to describe themselves as cis women, while avoiding using the term cis or women, and basing the word female on biological factors

Terf: I am an adult human female.
Other person: just admit you are a terf.

by jazz161 November 13, 2021

Feemager

(fee-may-jor)
A female teenager, completely distinct from "woman", and "girl"

Totally great guy: "hi woman #1"
Feemager #1: "Woman?? are you calling me old??"
Totally great guy: "oh.. uhh.. no.. Sorry.. Girl.."
Feemager #1: "I'm not a little kid either! what's you're problem??"

next day

Totally great guy: I looked up Urban Dictionary and now I can say Hi feemager! how are you?"
Feemager #1: "oh you're so witty and brave" *faints*

by JT Dance-a-lot May 17, 2009

fat female.

an absolute mess of a human being. fat females. usually eating chocolates or take-aways and then squeezing into a skin tight dress on a night out. Looks disgusting. Heavy breathing when she dances because she's out of breath. Usually wears a size 14-22. Also used in games like 'pull the bull' on a night out.

see that whale on the dance floor in a skirt? that is a fat female.

by Essexisme January 6, 2012