the amount of time it takes for a woman, usually a college girl or a recent post-graduate, to double in size and weight due to excessive eating, drinking, laziness, or a combination of such events.
It works similar to the half-life concept found in science, except it is the exact opposite because women tend to double in size instead of shrink.
It works similar to the half-life concept found in science, except it is the exact opposite because women tend to double in size instead of shrink.
As soon as Laura entered college she went from 120 pounds to 240 pounds by the end of her junior year; thus, her fat half-life is 3 years.
by ThatGirlisFat March 26, 2009
Get the Fat Half-Life mug.When someone is so fat that their shirt or blouse won't touch their pants but instead hangs in front like a curtain in front of their pants.
Billy: Did you see Mrs. Macky's fat curtain today.
Dan: Yeah it was like a cloth barrier for the wind that her fat rolls release.
Dan: Yeah it was like a cloth barrier for the wind that her fat rolls release.
by CrunkMagnum November 8, 2009
Get the Fat Curtain mug.describes a condition where a person is unable to perform simple tasks with their hands or fingers becaues they are either lazy, tired, drunk, or high. (i.e.) picking up an object that is only a couple of feet away, catching an object, dialing a phone, or texting.
(voice mail msg) Hey dude, I know you're home. So why don't you use your fat nigguh fingaz and pick up the phone!!!
by mikaPA August 12, 2010
Get the fat nigguh fingaz mug.1 The state of having a massively inflated head on a talentless body.
2 It can also define the beating up of younger members of society
3 A incredibly crude act of a sexual nature involving cake and cars
2 It can also define the beating up of younger members of society
3 A incredibly crude act of a sexual nature involving cake and cars
Man: I hate those little kids over there, look at them.
Other man: Don't worry, i'll fat killian them.
Other man: Don't worry, i'll fat killian them.
by Daragh derp November 16, 2010
Get the Fat Killian mug.1. A long ass time. (Requires extra emphasis on the "fat") Typically used to refer to how long you've been waiting on someone, often for drugs. The fat minute delay is usually caused by a girl named Kat blowing a Xany with the money she just made off of you.
2. Also can be used in the abstract to refer to a long period of time as in several days or weeks.
2. Also can be used in the abstract to refer to a long period of time as in several days or weeks.
Ex: 1
Fiend: Here's 50 bucks go get those dog bones.
Kat: Ok, I'll be right back.
Fiend: (After ~ 15 minutes) You were in there a for fat minute.
Kat: *sniff* Ya I know right, the bitch was all barrd out and just kept counting them over and over idk..you should like smoke with me or somethin for getting these for you. *sniff*
Fiend: Ya... I'll have to hit you up later.
Kat: Bet.
Ex 2:
Fiend2: Dude we haven't gotten barred out in a fat minute, you should hit up Kat.
Fiend: Here's 50 bucks go get those dog bones.
Kat: Ok, I'll be right back.
Fiend: (After ~ 15 minutes) You were in there a for fat minute.
Kat: *sniff* Ya I know right, the bitch was all barrd out and just kept counting them over and over idk..you should like smoke with me or somethin for getting these for you. *sniff*
Fiend: Ya... I'll have to hit you up later.
Kat: Bet.
Ex 2:
Fiend2: Dude we haven't gotten barred out in a fat minute, you should hit up Kat.
by Wichititty April 21, 2012
Get the Fat minute mug.So in the beginning of time. There was always Fat Pikachu. He was the warmth in the coldness of space. He was the light in the darkness. Then the Big Bang happened. Afterward there was more Fat Pikachu than the world knew what to do with. The world needed faith, and Fat Pikachu provided that hope for millions. Fat Pikachu, was a healer for the sick. He provided food for the starving. He was and always will be the light in every Pokémon trainer. Fat Pikachu is real, and he’s always happy to see you!
by FatPikachuFan25 May 14, 2019
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