Fat Bruce Willis 

Genre actor Nicholas Worth; has a very strong resemblance to Bruce Willis, but is of the fat persuasion, usually playing a villain, goon, or henchmen. Noted roles include Paulie in Darkman, Kirk Smith in Don't Answer the Phone, and Bull in Hell Comes to Frogtown.

Hey dude! That guy looks just like Fat Bruce Willis.

Fat Bruce Willis by Mrparka January 31, 2009

Fat Half-Life 

the amount of time it takes for a woman, usually a college girl or a recent post-graduate, to double in size and weight due to excessive eating, drinking, laziness, or a combination of such events.

It works similar to the half-life concept found in science, except it is the exact opposite because women tend to double in size instead of shrink.

As soon as Laura entered college she went from 120 pounds to 240 pounds by the end of her junior year; thus, her fat half-life is 3 years.

Fat Half-Life by ThatGirlisFat March 26, 2009

Fat Curtain 

When someone is so fat that their shirt or blouse won't touch their pants but instead hangs in front like a curtain in front of their pants.

Billy: Did you see Mrs. Macky's fat curtain today.

Dan: Yeah it was like a cloth barrier for the wind that her fat rolls release.

Fat Curtain by CrunkMagnum November 8, 2009

fat nigguh fingaz 

describes a condition where a person is unable to perform simple tasks with their hands or fingers becaues they are either lazy, tired, drunk, or high. (i.e.) picking up an object that is only a couple of feet away, catching an object, dialing a phone, or texting.

(voice mail msg) Hey dude, I know you're home. So why don't you use your fat nigguh fingaz and pick up the phone!!!

fat nigguh fingaz by mikaPA August 12, 2010

Fat Killian 

1 The state of having a massively inflated head on a talentless body.
2 It can also define the beating up of younger members of society
3 A incredibly crude act of a sexual nature involving cake and cars

Man: I hate those little kids over there, look at them.
Other man: Don't worry, i'll fat killian them.

Fat Killian by Daragh derp November 16, 2010

Fat minute 

1. A long ass time. (Requires extra emphasis on the "fat") Typically used to refer to how long you've been waiting on someone, often for drugs. The fat minute delay is usually caused by a girl named Kat blowing a Xany with the money she just made off of you.

2. Also can be used in the abstract to refer to a long period of time as in several days or weeks.

Ex: 1

Fiend: Here's 50 bucks go get those dog bones.

Kat: Ok, I'll be right back.

Fiend: (After ~ 15 minutes) You were in there a for fat minute.

Kat: *sniff* Ya I know right, the bitch was all barrd out and just kept counting them over and over idk..you should like smoke with me or somethin for getting these for you. *sniff*

Fiend: Ya... I'll have to hit you up later.

Kat: Bet.

Ex 2:

Fiend2: Dude we haven't gotten barred out in a fat minute, you should hit up Kat.

Fat minute by Wichititty April 21, 2012

fat pikachu 

So in the beginning of time. There was always Fat Pikachu. He was the warmth in the coldness of space. He was the light in the darkness. Then the Big Bang happened. Afterward there was more Fat Pikachu than the world knew what to do with. The world needed faith, and Fat Pikachu provided that hope for millions. Fat Pikachu, was a healer for the sick. He provided food for the starving. He was and always will be the light in every Pokémon trainer. Fat Pikachu is real, and he’s always happy to see you!

Fat Pikachu gives me the will to live.

fat pikachu by FatPikachuFan25 May 14, 2019