Italian facial

When you dump the pasta out into the strainer and put your face in the steam.

As I poured out the tortellini, I enjoyed an Italian facial

by Phatnattapia September 2, 2017

Pirate Faced

A state of extreme inebriation where one can only focus with one eye open.

After a long day of drinking, Jimmy continued to ponder his future with Cynthia while smoking weed and downing a bottle of Jack, Needless to say, he was completely Pirate Faced when he asked Cynthia to marry him.

Kaitlyn and Chelsea were so pirate faced in Cancun, they ended up on Girls Gone Wild.

Let’s get fucking pirate faced this weekend.

by Heytherewoods March 4, 2018

Dutch facial

Placing the space between the scrotum and the anus on the face of target and clenching.

Hey hold him down while I give him a Dutch facial.

by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

Pretty faced mother fucker

My girlfriend

Me:look at that pretty faced mother fucker
Her:love you too cock head

by Sexy beast 69 420 January 26, 2020

Trout faced semen doctor

A creature with a human body and a trout face that has gone through extensive training to work as a doctor who specializes in semen and its origins.

Honey, don't forget I have to see the trout faced semen doctor on Wednesday to test my cum.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

Free-facing

This word became a thing in 2021. It was first coined as a spin off from free-balling and it means to walk into a business mask-free.

Sure sex is great but have you ever been in a coffee shop when you were free-facing? That’s some liberating shit.

by $.02 May 19, 2021

Two-faced

People who are two-faced will always be asking if they can put their ballz in yo jawz which is a very strong indication that they are LGBTQIA

"Bro srsly shut up I need to complete my maths homework"

"Can I put ma ballz in yo jawz?"

"Dude stop actually"

"I will put ma ballz in yo jawz"

"Dude your so two-faced you never do this at school"

"Imma put ma ballz in yo jawz now"

by AtomicBr3ath August 25, 2021