Definitions by DKSTBBRL!

French mullet 

Placing the Male member on the back of targets head so that it resembles the long hair of a mullet while resting meat clackers on top of said targets head . The precursor to the french revolution.

Hey hes passed out face down drunk on the couch. Someone take a picture of me giving him a french mullet!

French mullet by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

French revolution 

Three participants engaging in alternating french mullets on a singular target.

Me and my two buddies went out drinking one night when we saw this hipster passed out drunk face down on the street and we decided to declare a french revolution on the back of his head!

French revolution by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

Dutch facial 

Placing the space between the scrotum and the anus on the face of target and clenching.

Hey hold him down while I give him a Dutch facial.

Dutch facial by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019