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Placing the Male member on the back of targets head so that it resembles the long hair of a mullet while resting meat clackers on top of said targets head . The precursor to the french revolution.
Hey hes passed out face down drunk on the couch. Someone take a picture of me giving him a french mullet!
by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

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Placing the space between the scrotum and the anus on the face of target and clenching.
Hey hold him down while I give him a Dutch facial.
by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

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Three participants engaging in alternating french mullets on a singular target.
Me and my two buddies went out drinking one night when we saw this hipster passed out drunk face down on the street and we decided to declare a french revolution on the back of his head!
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by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

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