Facebook filter

Eliminating information that is inappropriate or uninteresting from your Facebook posts.

I wish she wouldn't use Facebook to bitch out her friend. Does she not know all 300 of her friends can read it? She should use her Facebook filter.

by peanutpepper May 27, 2009

Facebook countdown

When you're feeling extremely happy (or occasionally awfully sad) that you can't wait til getting home to upload your facebook status, thus ignoring your family at all.

YOU: I can't believe it!I passed the exam!I graduated!!

FRIEND: oh,congrats dude! go home,your family must be anxious and wanting to hug you and celebrate!

YOU:no way man! I'm on the facebook countdown,,all I want is to upload my status.. My family will have time to celebrate then.

FRIEND: you freak!

by Nachoo December 19, 2009

Faceblanked

1. To ignore someone on Facebook. This can be considered especially rude if the person has posted something directly on to your wall that requires an answer. Also can be incredibly empowering to the person who is Faceblanking.

2. To ignore someone for Facebook. Whole conversations can be carried out to someone's back, as they roam Facebook, without the speaking party realising they are being Faceblanked. This has been made increasingly worse by the use of mobile internet to access Facebook and growing wi-fi access avaliable in and around cities.

A: "Hey, did you see the game the other day?"
B: *Continues to use Facebook Chat*
A: "I'll take that as a no...So did you know that an alien abducted me last night?"
B: *Continues use of Facebook*
A: "Well I know when I've been well and truely Faceblanked."

by BeccaFaceblanked July 12, 2010

facebook

the word facebook still comes up as a misspelled word on my computer they need to fix that and put it in a dictionary and define it as a distraction from any thing and every thing you are supposed to be really doing in life

so iwas supposed to be getting married in a few hours but i was facebooking and at one point i clicked not attening on my wedding event
or man i had a paper due and i kept on facebooking and diddnt finish

by Mario Previti April 18, 2010

Facebook Blueballed

When someone signs onto their facebook after at least a day, only to find out they don't have any notifications.

Alex: Hey did I post that funny video I found to your wall?
Ben: No dude, I got facebook blueballed today.

by Chigoose22 August 19, 2010

facebook google

The act of looking up a person on facebook in order to acquire basic information about them such as mutual friends.

Person A: Do you know Sarah McGee?
Person B: I don't know, let's facebook google it and see if we have any friends in common.
Person A: That's such a great idea! And we can look at her profile picture too.

by Fuliet Embaline June 23, 2011

Facebook Unicorn

A rare, fleeting experience when you come into contact with someone who you are strictly friends with on Facebook. This person may have been in that one class freshman year, or met during an evening of heavy drinking followed by a clutch friend request at 3AM. Facebook unicorn's namesake comes from the unicorn itself. You've read about it, you've seen pictures of it, but interaction in real life is strange and uncomfortable. The slight nod of the head and acknowledgment of existence is the proper response to the phenomenon, to act as if you actually knew who they were would only degrade yourself (see: creeper).

Guy 1: Hey, isn't that the chick that was in our Bio class freshman year?

Guy 2: Yeah. She's dating John Smith and has a cat named Sarah Palin.

Guy 1: Dude you're a fucking creeper.

Guy 2: No, she's just a Facebook Unicorn.

by geauxtigers24242424 July 19, 2011